Crete / Rethymno In June 2025 4K

Crete / Rethymno In June 2025 4K

Boys, [Music] tell me what you’re thinking. [Music] [Music] That was the worst intro ever. Look who’s here. What were you doing in your intro then? I was eating the biggest tomato bigger than a school boy’s head. Is that what a mess is in the bathroom? Yeah. Where are we going? Where are we? We’re at Gatwick. And whereabouts in Gatwick are we? Um um in the as far away from the restaurant as possible. We’re room 7 7,4 We’ve been upgraded. We’ve been upgraded in the Hilton Hotel to room 74 four four four. That’s so it’s like literally the furthest away from anything. It took us two weeks to get here on foot. Welcome back to Johnny B Art, where all your dreams come true. Giz, we’re going to go and find somewhere to eat. And we’re in it. Where are we, babe? We’re in Gareth, darling. And where are we going? We’re going to We’re going to We’re going to be creations. Yay. Creations for the week. Yes. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] [Music] We’re just about to get on the plane. It’s windy and it’s a bit windy. [Music] I’m only about an hour away from the crit together and you hear that you will We’ve made it. We are in Hana on the transfer bus and the airport was pretty good. It was quick, wasn’t it? Got air is quick and everything. We are now going to have uh about an hour and 15 20 minutes to where we’re staying. So, we’ll see you there. 32. Yeah, but it’s nice here. Look at that. to see the wizard. It’s a wonderful visitor trees. [Music] So, So, we’ve made it to the Logia traditional apartments where we’re staying in Rathimno in Greece. You’ve got to see this. This is ridiculous. Look at the view we have. We have our own terrace. Where we have our own terrace. Let me show you. [Music] Hey, [Music] hey, hey. [Music] What a beautiful place this is. Let’s go down into the uh the room and I’ll show you. It doesn’t work. Hello, darling. Hello. It doesn’t work with the door open, does it? No. Here we go. Whoa. This is our apartment studio flat jobby. It’s beautiful. [Music] We’ve got our own little kitchenette, fridge, cooker. Got a toilet and shower there, which only works if the doors are an all shot. little table. They’ve even left us some raky. Look at that. Oh my god, it’s a massive ball. Really nice. Really are so impressed with this. So good. And he took us in the kitchen and he showed us the fish and we had to smell the fish. No, I smell the fish. He put the prawns under my nose and then we looked at the steak and the woman behind the counter was smiling at us with a butcher’s knife. And now we’ve just gone to get our drinks and we’re having some methos. Yeah. What is that bear? [Music] So, we’ve got a garlic bread as a starter. Nice. Let’s have a a taste. You have a taste of that, darling. Garlic bread. Don’t cut me with garlic bread. [Music] That’s nice. [Music] This is so nice. The pirates should have come in. We’ve had the best meal. Yes, we have. It was so nice. So worth coming here. Ben 10 did his job right, Ben. We found a Gian Ben 10, haven’t we? Look at the pirate ship. Turn it around and show them the pirate ship. Look at this. How nice is that? do a sunset cruise on there. Really bright. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] There she is. She’s running off from me. She’s running off cuz she wants to go. She’s so excited. She wants to go to the lighthouse. Take me to the lighthouse. She said, “Take me to the lighthouse.” I say, “It’s only sunny there, love. You can jog in 10 seconds.” She punched me in the throat. Right in the throat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Okay. Thank you. There’s Ben 10. The child has gone to the toiletto. That’s where we just was really nice food. And here she comes. Look. Hello. I used the second toilet. Oh la. Special one. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. [Applause] [Music] Oh, this is something else. I’m just going to take a picture of this. I can’t like [Music] this. [Music] [Music] Look at this bar here. Good morning. Welcome to day two. Today we are going to be exploring Rathimno Old Town. Going to firstly go and find a market somewhere like a shop really close by cuz we’re going to make pack lunches. We’re also going to be looking at where we were going to eat tonight. Uh, and have a mooch around the CL shops. It’s 9:00 in the morning and look at this. It’s already red hot. I don’t know what the temperature is. I just know it’s burning me skin already. We’ve come for breakfast at the Pasar and I’m having a omelette with tomatoes and pepper and this fine young lady is having a Greek breakfast with boiled eggs is it? And olives and tomatoes. Yes, this is the place we’re going. And here comes our orange juices now. There you go. That’s nice. It’s delicious. Greek breakfast. My Greek girlfriend. Where she wet? [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. [Music] Charlie’s been teaching me how to take photos cuz I can’t do photos very well. She’s uh she’s the keen photographer here. This place is rocking, isn’t it? It is. We’re we’re just blown away by Rafimno. We love it. Absolutely amazing place. I do love it. We fell in love with Greece last night. Yeah. Where are we going then? Yeah. Say color to color. Yeah, just stand over there. So, we’re in the gardens now, which is quite a big garden area, isn’t it? It’s really pretty. Look at this. [Applause] Hello. Hello, doggy. Hello, doggy. Hello, doggy. Hello, doggy. Charlie’s made a friend. What’s What’s the name? Karen. Karen the cat. Beautiful [Music] girl. Joy joy joy joy playbag. Getting sort of sort of city life cuz we haven’t really done any big roads. Yeah. Someone’s burnt something cuz there’s a fire blazing into the air. Look. And the fire brigade there. There’s a fire engine. Christ. All right. Thank you. This one you sandy bear. Got to get one of these. These are so funny. Look at these. It’s a sleepy one. Look, it’s a cross between sleepy num nom. [Laughter] I love strawberries. That’s a bigger is it? That’s a big one. Look at this. That’s beautiful. There she goes in the sea. I mean, I think they’re over there a little bit. No, they’re just here. You can see them. I’m walking towards them. Do you think they’re trained to nibble your feet or do you think they just automatically nibble? I think they just automatically nibble. Don’t want to drop me phone in the sea. I’m in it waving about and there’s loads of little fish. Little fish. He’s having a sleep. The wasps out here are massive. And we just seen this bee that’s like twice the size as as a bumblebee, but it was like bright orange. So, we’re going to go and find somewhere to have a drink now cuz we’re sweating our nads off. And there’s a good place there called Tossa. Tasos. Sorry, not TSA. Tasos. So, I think we’re going to go in there and have a drink, have a nice beer, see what the food’s all about. See what the food’s all about as well. Edios machos. So we’re now in a place having a beer called Norma and it’s a really nice place. We’ve got our Methos uh Greek logo which is bloody lovely. And I’ve got cloudy Greek logo because I asked for a chandi and they brought out a little glass of what is it? Like a Fanta lemon. Fanta lemon. It’s like that. But it’s really nice. But it’s Fanta lemon and methos mixed. And it’s really nice, isn’t it? I tried it. And we got these unusual guys. Oh, these are nice. Paprika flavor. beans especially. There’s a little one. Beautiful. I’m going to have a look for the menu, aren’t we? Yeah, we’re going to ask for the menu. [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that door. We need to find out what’s behind that door. Let’s cruise. Let’s go. Go, baby. That’s the B. That’s the barking dog in it. Look what we got right outside our front door. We got all this. It’s really nice. Creek pants. Creek pants. Amazing. We got this place. We got 10 tomato ketchup for you, my dear. We’ve even got pre-drinks, haven’t we? We’ve got pre-drinks. Mthos Aviva. And they were weren’t expensive, were they? Yeah. And the big pint cans and they go nice with Fanta lemon. Yes, we’ve discovered a new drink. It’s gorgeous. Going round and round and round. Gregory. I got him. A Who’s that then? Gregory Peek. Gregory Peek. He comes and visits us every day. He does. He’s cute. That’s the love birds there. Look. Keep regurgitating. He regurgitates his food for her. You asked me to regurgitate. I like that picture. Hello. So, we’ve come to the Indian tonight for a meal. I don’t know what it’s called, but it’s there. And I’m having a chicken madras. And Charlie is having a lamb dam sack. Cheers. Look at it. Icy glass. Nice chilled glass. So that’ll come out first as like a little three little dips. I think she said mango chutney and you’ll have lime pickle and um I don’t know what else but cheers. Cheers. Love you. It’s mint yog. Whack it with your finger. Oh, well that was you messed that right up, didn’t you? Punishment. Try some lint. Yeah, I want to know what the red the red guys. Okay, that’s not terrible. I’ll beat it. Nice. So, the mains have come. I’ve got a lamb or chicken madras. And there’s a lamb dansac there with lentils and some kimon. That’s the name of the restaurant. Jot. Really nice food. Really nice Indian. Really reasonable price as well. [Music] Tell me what you’re thinking. Hello. What’s going on? It’s party central here today. Tonight like cording the road off or something, haven’t they? Yeah. I don’t know what it is. We’ve only seen two. There’s a few stalls in the middle of the road and there’s loads of like younger like kids and stuff around. Loads more people. School’s off. School’s out for something. Change like from yesterday, which was a Tuesday night. Party night. Wednesday night party night. I think it must be. What’s that? Is that candy floss? Is that different? Free colored candy floss. I think so. Yeah. Is it? What is it? What is it? What’s it? Popcorn and candy floss. Free colors. It’s not I think it is. Well, it is. It’s quite color. It’s a carnival. Look, they’ve got Oh, they’ve got carnival around the road, isn’t it? Everyone’s walking this way. Come on. We’re going the wrong way. Are we going that way? But how do we know it’s a carnival? If everyone’s walking that way and the road’s carnival and they’re selling carnival balloons. Diving deep into the waves, babe. I know that you want it, too. It’s a risk worth taking, even if it’s over soon. Want you skin tight, close like denim. Come on, love me right when it’s fine. I got your body close to my Good morning. We’re on What day are we on? A3. So Charlie’s just seen a t-shirt she really likes, but they haven’t got it in the right size. So what they’re doing, this t-shirt shop, they actually print them while you wait. So we’re waiting in the back. What we’re getting in the back. They’re printing it. So Charlie’s going to She wants this one, but in her size. And uh the guy in the back now has got a print shop and he’s printing us for us now, which is really cool. Let me show you around. Okay, in the back they’re printing it now. So, we’ve we’ve got the t-shirt and this is what it looks like. There you are. Very nice. That was €15, which is really good. No, no, thank you. No, no, no. No roses today. I’ll buy you a better bunch when we get back to the UK. How’s that? Love you. Love you, too. Right. So, while I’m on while we’re here, I want to tell you while we’re on the phone, we want to tell you where what our plan is today and where we’re going. So, we’re all sun creamed up cuz believe me, it is like an oven, isn’t it? In Cre. It is so hot. So, we’re going to walk to the Forza, which is like a a ruin on top of a hill that overlooks Rathimno. So, there’s a bit of a walk and I think you pay to get in. And uh we’re going to go and have a look and see what’s there. So we’ll see you there. Cut to us then. But before you do, subscribe to my channel. There’s the foreza. It’s nice actually. I think I feel a bit used to the heat now. We’ve had to put a lot of sun cream on, haven’t we? Yeah. And we’ve made a breakfast cali. Oh yeah. So um we didn’t have to pay to go and eat out cuz it was expensive yesterday. Nice. And then I made a pack lunch which we’re going to eat uh up in the fort. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] We’re going to get two waters with two, but we’ve paid to get in to the Forza. €5 each. That’s for an adult ticket. And uh this place is massive and it’s really reasonable prices as well. Look on the board. It’s like 50p for a bottle of water. [Music] My balls are drenched. Wow, this place rocks. Oh yeah. I think that woman’s a millionaire. It’s the glasses that do it, babe. Hey guys, what do you think? Does she look like French or not? Very well, but I’m sure that’s what they say. Does she look like a millionaire? I think so. [Music] Stay hydrated, guys. Too hot. You know what? I bet they big ear. When you come to places like Breathimnau and Greece and Heracleion and Hania, you’ve got to you’re coming somewhere that’s so ancient. You’ve got to come and explore these places cuz there’s so much history and culture. [Music] Let’s go in. [Music] Oh, wow. [Music] I think Woolly Garn is in there. Who? Woolly Garnney. A woolly duck. Woolly. Yeah. We’ve discovered woolly ducks in Creed, haven’t we? We have. It’s a new breed. It’s a new breed. Creian breed. It’s a creation breed. [Music] What is this thing? Wow. Yeah, it is. And look, stale sausage rolls. Look. Stale sausage rolls. Ancient sausage rolls. Oh my god. Yeah, the meat’s come out. Ancient sausage rolls. The meat’s gone. The meat’s come out. Yeah, it would. It must be a mosque. [Music] Look at all the grave stone. The balance stones. Look at all the balance stones up there. [Music] what these represent then or is it just that people have carefully balanced? I think that might be maybe somebody started in about years ago could just do what she doing. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] We’ve just said Charlie’s just built that little sculpture. Oh, you can’t. Well, I’ve already put it out. That’s cool. But we just said there’s that many people about, someone will come and build one right next to you on your stone. And what will you say to them? That’s my plot. you get off my block. And then like as soon as I built it, there’s like a million people stood right in the way and I can take stopping you to take your picture. I’ve got a nice one. Look who I found. I found I found a Charlie. Hello. What are you doing in here, love? This is cool. Come in. It’s really breezy. Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] [Music] Strike a pose. Booyah. [Music] With a good sound effect then. Black coconuts. Cannonballs. Cannonballs. Friy. You want one? Oh, flipping Nora there. Have you [Music] Oh, just walked into the door. I just walked into the door. How about am I a knobbler. I don’t know why. Really like it. I like the the thing around the window as well. So, yeah, we found a couple of bits of old pottery here that we’re bringing back with us. Don’t tell the pottery, please. And um we were going to sneak one of them cannonballs back home to the UK in our luggage. In our luggage, but they’re really heavy. I think they wouldn’t go through, would they? I think they might. Yeah, they might pick us up on that one. Yeah, we had another one cuz my old one melted off me. And the annoy the noisiest cricket award goes to Harry. Take it away, Harry. We’re here at Mojo Burger and you sign your name on the wall, don’t you? Oh, yes. Everyone signs their name. drinks. We don’t have burgers. No. Can we get Yeah, it’s a painting ring inside. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, have you got a pen? We need a sign it. Would you want a coke in here or something? I don’t know if you could get something. I wanted to. We’re going to put her name up on here. 20 years. 20 years. Yes. Really? Do fire? Oh, no. Really? We’ve got a pen. We’ve got some walls. The only thing we’re not allowed to do is to sign the actual stone. So, we’re going to find a space. Which wall do you want to choose, love? [Music] I’ve got a nice coffee. I got Snickers. I want one of these manb bags. They smell delicious. They do. I love that one. It’s 120 arrows. I want some of them sponges as well. Are we going to get some? Yeah, cuz your suitcase. How nice do they look? We’ve not been down this one before. Hello. It’s us again. We’re at a really nice restaurant. We don’t know what it’s called. We do. It’s called Kamar. Camara restaurant and we have got rosé wine and an ice bucket and we are going to I’m going to have pork souki. Oh, don’t say what I’m going to have because it sounds awful. And Charlie’s going to have fruit of lamb chop and chips. I wanted to get something really authentic. [Music] You fancy lamb chops? Yeah. Well, cheers to that. [Music] Here’s the pork souk on skewers with chips and salad and Charlie’s very lovely looking um pork chops. Pork lamb chops. Shoot shoot the YouTuber. Heat. Heat. [Music] Oh. Oh, God. Drunk. Oh, no. We’re fine. We’re We’re not even drunk. We are not drunk whatsoever. We haven’t drunk a We have We haven’t drank any. We didn’t have raki or a bottle of wine or or some funky whisies and martini mix. No, we didn’t have any martinis or and we found our way home. Look, it’s uh there. And there’s our front door. And we haven’t been to a rock bar or we didn’t do nothing, did we? Don’t try and get me the key in the door because No. Oh, someone coming. Well, that’s handy. Hello. Oh, am I my Where are we going? Right up there. Right up there. We’ve got Why do we got to go down two steps to go up loads of steps? That’s just a waste of steps. It’s a waste of steps. Could use those two steps to go up, couldn’t I? Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, this is not what you need. No, we’ve made it. Don’t fall down the steps, Johnson. Oh my goodness. Right. There we go. 106. 106. Bish Bosch. Oh, the air con’s on. Air con. Flight on. Woo. That’s a bit We made it back home. And on the bed. Hey, Charlie. Hello. Good morning. Morning. What day are we on today? Oh gosh. We’re on the Friday. Friday. So Friday, which is our fourth day. Fourth day. Yes. Stay here. And what’s our plans for today, Mrs. Chicken? Right. We’re going to buy Here we go. We’re going to buy a few presents, couple of gifts. Um, we’ve made a nice pack lunch that’s in the fridge in our apartment. And we’re going to go and sit by the lovely lighthouse on the harbor. The old harbor. Is it the old harbor? Yeah. On the old harbor. And having lunch. Yes. Or launch. Launch. That’s Johnny Bele. Is it launch? We’re gonna have some launch. And look at that. Have a look up there. Oh man. But not the tower. No. Look. Go up. That’s a big one, isn’t it? That’s a real big one. This is nice. I haven’t seen that. You haven’t seen that. This is lovely. Hey, I know where we are. That’s where we at last night. No. No. Where? Camar. So, our friend Daniel’s going to be down. Oh, god. He’s going to pounce on. Let’s go that way. Let’s go this way. Li libras. So this is the city tour bus that we’re going to get on tomorrow. Uh it’s 2020 €20 20 per person and it’s for all day and you can get on and off 12 different stops. We’re going to go on that tomorrow and it’s an open top bus. So, we are going to sit in the sun, aren’t we? We are. And we we’re kind of working out the time. So, it’s between 10:00 in the morning to And the last bus is at 5:00. Is that right? Yeah. So, the last bus leaves here at 5, but it I think it takes 90 minutes to do a round trip. So, you’re kind of looking at getting back. You can still get back on after 5:00. So, that’s all right. And we’re kind of working out how many stops we can go to. So we kind of worked out I think it’s probably I said three but it’s probably four maybe about four stops stops because that will give you time to walk around a place for an hour. So we’re going to go back to the apartment and research a little bit um each place and see where the best places are to go and then we’ll we’ll get back to you. Cheers, darling. Cheers. Okay. So, we’re just talking about the words that we’ve learned while we’re here in Cree. And I’m not very good at You probably knew a few words, did you before? What words did you Yamas? Did you know Yamas before? So, Yamas means like when you go into a shop, you say Yamas, and when you leave, you go, “Is that not right?” And there you go. Take two. So, oh, so it’s not yamas. So, when you walk into a shop, don’t say yamas because that means cheers. Cheers. Right. So, when you walk into the shop, you say yasas. Yas. Yas. So, yas means hello and it also means goodbye. It’s kind of like right see you. It’s kind of like that cool thing, isn’t it? Right. Another one is Calisimar. Kalisra Kalis um which means have a nice day. I particularly wanted to learn that one cuz I like that’s nice. That’s nice. Um and then thank you is let me have a think. There we go. A far. Yes. Get in there. Yeah. And I’m not going to tell you I remember that but it’s you know we’ve all got our ways, haven’t we? Hello. Cali, what’s that? What’s happened to you? What the hell? Have you been looking at that kid that was wearing his hat on top of his cool? You don’t look cool. Kelly, he’s good morning. Kelly Spar is good afternoon. Kelly Victor is good night. That’s cool. Now I’m going to translate the Birmingham accent. [Music] Look how many people are out tonight. And I want to pan around and show you guys. Look at this. Just look at this. The sun’s just catching on the end of the uh the harbor. Absolutely lovely. Followed by crowds and crowds of people from everywhere in the world. From everywhere. You’re you’re hearing all these different accents like she looked golden, didn’t it? From up there, it looked more golden than here, but it still does look nice. And Charlie’s not done hair. She just washed it and it just turns out like this. Like it’s styled. Naturally styled. It’s just styled. I didn’t used to have this when I was younger. Used to have a weird hair. Weird hair. Weird hair. We found a pair of Crocs. Oh, yeah. For Lacy. Yeah. Yeah. By the bin down there. Some charms for them. We got the pair. They look good as new by the time we put the charms on. So, we were so impressed with the Indian we had the other evening. We’re coming back to it tonight. And the same lady’s still here. So, we’re going to come back. It’s called Jot just there. And we’re going to have a gorgeous Indian, aren’t we? We are. We’re coming in from from the back side. We’re coming in from We’re coming in from the back side. Yes. Yes. Hello. And here’s here’s the lovely lady. Do you mind being on film? No, I’m filming. I’m I’m saying what a beautiful Indian restaurant you have. Yeah. Fantastic. Can we have a table for two, please? Yeah. If you like So, you can sit here. Where do you want to go? A bit more. Do you want to go in a bit further? Further, shall we? A nice one. Great. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Diving deep into the waves, babe. I know that you want it too. It’s a risk worth taking even if it’s over soon. Want you skin tight close like denim. Come on, love me right when it’s ending. I’ll be fine. I got your body close to mine. Call me if it’s only for tonight. Your hands on my body cuz my body’s what you like. I’m down. If you’re down to get it now. Call me baby if it’s only for tonight. Call me if it’s only for tonight. your hands on my body. Oh, it’s so hard. A thank you so much. Thank you. Good morning. Good morning. What are we saying? I don’t know. So yesterday we said we were going to get that tour bus, the open top bus, but Charlie’s legs really playing up and today we’ve done lots of walking and she’s done loads of walking. limping war wound that I’ve got. So, we’re going to take things easy today. No point getting that two of us to be dropped off places and look cuz we won’t really be able to explore. So, so we’re having a slow walk around. Slow walk and looking at all the nice little shops. We’re seeing things that we haven’t seen cuz we were rushing last time cuz we’re both fast walkers, aren’t we? To actually get some stuff. Should we tell them about the plan about Herac and where we’re going to walk to? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, we’re going to walk and find where the bus stop is. Um, cuz it’s out of the city and we’re going to find where it goes to Heracleion. And we’re going to have the day in Heracleion. Not today, but we’re looking we’re sussing it out ready for tomorrow. Sussing it right out. Right out. Have it. And there’s a little old lady’s house. This is great. Little old lady in there. And the other day she was leaning out the wind out of her shutters. It was so cute. What a cute little old lady. [Music] [Music] Are we putting some water in for the cats? Cuz it’s hot. Yeah. This I saw you seeing if this was working. Oh. Whoa. It’s a wobbly one. It’s not very nice. Cats. He’s [Laughter] done it. Okay. Sh cool, babe. Nice. That’s lovely. I’m a knobbler. We haven’t discovered this place until just We didn’t know, did we? We hadn’t got a clue. We go this way. Yeah, the bus station’s this way apparently to the bus. I love this holiday. Celebrate. Going to get a bit wet. Oh my god. We’re going to get drenched. Of course not, my love. Why would I want wet socks and feet? Sausage. Adios. I just slapped that lady in the head. Sorry, love. That’s pretty cool. And that door there was cool graffiti. Look at the sign. Oh, that’s pretty cool, isn’t it? There’s so much graffiti around here. It’s so cool. And loads of stuff is like all on Palestine and and Israel and and stuff cuz it’s happening now. But Callie Spar, it’s nice. Look at you caller. An artist view. I can see where that Yeah, we need a corner. We need a corner, doesn’t it? If you get a bit of a corner. Look at the shutters on that one. got here. Yeah, that’ll make a lovely photo with the fish come out like that. Imagine if someone come out as we’re doing it. I’m taking a picture right now. You’re sweating like I’m sweating like a woolly duck because of woolly ducks what we’ve invented. And where did where did woolly duck come from? my brain. I’m watching the gro gross. Gyro, whatever you call them, Gro. And they’re just down here. They’re like literally just gone past the pink teddy bear. We’ve just had a beer, so we’re a bit squiffy. Can you tell? Thank you. You can also do it without us. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Bye-bye. Yes. We got our gyro. Yeah. And you got your gyro. What is your name? No, we don’t. Okay, you’re so shy. Beautiful gyro girus. And it is. And that’s a place to come. They’re really friendly. Look at the gyro. She’s even bought a plate cuz we decided to sit down. So, we’re now going to have a Coke. And only €4. Only €4. Only €4 for this. Good. So, it’s really nice. It’s in Rathimno. And uh yeah, this is the shop. So, we’ve got the gyros. She’s brought a plate. Oh, look. She’s back with Cokes. Thank you. And I’ve got some money for you. How is the uh Do you want I’ve got It’s for It’s for Yeah, you go for it. Thank you. Hello. Hello. We got uh cara red caram white and we’re getting mashed right up tonight. Mashed right up. And we asked for like a glass and we got them guys. So I don’t know what’s going on. And you want cheese pasta and what are you getting? You said it was tomato. Tomato. So, we’ll see. So, it’s a surprise pasta. I’m having tomato cheese pasta. I really like I just like plain stuff. [Music] Works. So, the waiters just bought some raki, which is really nice. and a bottle of rak in the house. So yamas yamas aiva aiva that’s a strong that’s a strong one is it? Oh I’m going to be sick. [Music] Heat. [Applause] Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat [Music] [Music] [Music] Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Feel [Music] free. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] We’re not drunk. What? What have we spotted? We’re just seeing some man again. So the guys had one shoe, right? We saw some kids and they had like two toes and some had no shoes and no toes. And now the police are here and we’ve got to act like we’re gone. And one woman and one woman had no face and the police are over there. We got to be careful. Yeah, cuz the police go act like we’ve got five toes and shoes. And we’ve got to act as if we’re not drunk. Drunk. We’re not drunk, are we? Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] Let’s just get home. How are we getting up the stairs? I don’t know. I don’t know how we’re going to make the steps. Oh, the saga begins. Quick, please. [ __ ] They’re stopping everybody. Are they checking their feet? They got shoes. How many toes they Okay, we’ve dodged the police. We’ve dodged the police and we had to get slice of pizza. Yeah. As a cover up to um you know what do you call it to sober up? Is it sober up and have a bite of that right? Look at this guy. Right. 240. Forget that bit cuz we’ve already had that bit. Yeah. But imagine a whole slice of pizza. Look how good that is for 240. Nice mate. Yes. Nudge nudge. We’ve made it back to the apartment and Charlie’s decided to have a cup of tea instead. Oh gosh. Because I can’t do anymore. We are a little bit drunk and but but I’m going to have Oh, what’s in the way? Araki. Good morning from me and Charlie. We are finally awake and dressed. We’ve had some well, we can’t say breakfast cuz we didn’t get up till lunchtime cuz of a bit of a drink last night. However, we’re out. The sun is out. And our plan for today is going on the beach. There’s TWA. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] We’re going out on a seed do. Which one are we getting? We’re going to get the green one. This one. So, we’re going to get that one. Should we go and get the seed? Let’s go see the guy. Let’s go see the guy. Okay. [Music] Cheers, mate. Oh, sorry. the Wi-Fi. We’re just getting the Wi-Fi. What [Music] turn [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] through the vehicle. This is a nice one, isn’t it? Yes. So we’ve ca it’s all right. Sorry guys. That’s okay. [Music] Enjoy. Thank you. So it’s called I can’t pronounce it. What’s it called? That’s [Music] and it looks very nice. Oh, look. It’s right above that there. I got lamb cleft [Music] and beef stada. So, we’ve just finished the dinner and they’ve bought us a uh a Greek drink out, some Greek pudding, not which is all free on the house. It’s not raky. It’s I don’t know what it is. Perfume. What did she say? Anywhere. Anywhere. Oh, what do you say when you cheers? Viva Viva. See that? It’s kind of rose and lemon or something, isn’t it? It’s very citrusy, isn’t it? Sweet at the same time. Yummy. [Music] I want to be out. You want to be out. [Music] Heat. Heat. N. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Music] Heat. [Music] I finished. [Music] Thank you. So, this this gent makes he makes all the jewelry and all the chains. And I’ll show you what I’ve just purchased. What I haven’t purchased yet. I need to pay first. So, I’ll stop. So, I’ve just been into this shop and I bought this. I’m in Indiana Jones now. I think cuz it’s uh there’s Greek Greek dish. And what’s the shop called? this shop called Geros. Do you want to show? And we’ve got a we’ve got a card which is this card tells you where to go. And on the back, it’s got where the shop is located. Lovely jewelry. See the guy making the jewelry. Really helpful shopkeeper. Really nice. Let’s go. Bye. Bye. Thank you. Bye. Oh my god. It’s a woolly duck. It’s a woolly duck. What the hell is that? Uh, go. Uh, you naughties. That’s how That’s where Woolly Ducks come from. Mr. and Mrs. Don’t get in. We’re back at the lighthouse for one last time cuz it’s our last day today. Boohoo. We’ve had a Coke. We’ve had a slice of pizza. It’s a man. This is beautiful. [Music] So, we’ve just come to Tavern Pop, which is really pretty on the front. It’s got lovely fruit baskets on there and some really Greek looking. There’s There she is. Her name is Scruffy. Got She keeps saying she’s got scruffy hair and she has not. It needed a wash and I just put some in there. And what have we got? A different one. We’ve got Candia. Candia which is that one a crean via and we are sitting right here which is this harbor. Yeah the old harbor. What a spectacular view to have a drink. Hello love. Hello. It’s our last night. I know. And we’ve come back to our favorite restaurant. You have some pasta pasta disc and we’ve got two crafts of wine. Yeah. And I’m wearing my new necklace. Yes. You haven’t got your new necklace on. Beautiful, isn’t it? Absolutely love it. Touch. And we’ve just seen the priest of the church again. Um, and he’s gone for a bag of cat food, doesn’t he? So, we just see him put it in his little house there and he’s just gone to get it. Made sure the church is locked. And that’s the church, but he’s locked it up. Cheers, babe. Subscribe to Johnny V. Oh, it’s our last night. Can we do a cheers? Cheers. Cheers. Oh, what do we say? Aba. Aviva. Aba. I always say Aribba. All the rest. I’ll say that when I go to Mexico. So, what you got to say on your last night then, Johnny B? Uh, we can’t get too drunk like the other night because I’ve got a flight to catch. We need to get on it. Yeah. So, anyone on Cre Island, if you see me, don’t force drinks down my head. She definitely like [Music] What’s the cat called? Katy Patterson. Katy Patterson. So, this place is really, really nice. We’ve been here quite a few times, really look after you, and it’s so cheap. But we’ve hurt Daniel’s feelings. So, there’s a guy called Daniel, and we’ve been He’s hilarious. So, we’ve just had a meal. We’ve been we’ve had to drink and we’re back in another restaurant because he’s never drinking anymore because Daniel Daniel made us have a drink and he’s literally played our hearts. Yeah. Hasn’t he? Right. The black behind the way behind has been going full. He’s funny. But do you know what he’s he said? Have we laughed as much since we met? He’s winding us up. Well, he’s a funny boy. He’s got He’s got the spiel. He’s got it all. What’s it called? Have a look. So, it’s called Let me just see what it’s called. Sra. Ask how it’s ask how it’s pronounced. He’s really hurt. Should we have breakfast here? Should we ask if they do breakfast? He doesn’t like to be on things though, does he? I want to respect that he doesn’t like to be on stuff. So, we’re going to have more drinks. You’re having a martini. Well, I’m hoping I’m going to get a martini that like like I’ve wanted the whole time. A martini with lemonade and an olive. It’s like really simple drink. He got a lemon cello out. Are you all right there? You get am I boring you? I’m listening. Right. He got Hello. I’m over here. Right. So, he got a lemon cello. He got a f He got a Fanta lemon. Yeah. He got the sourest [ __ ] I’ve ever tried. Right. And it’s And I I just in the end he got so pissed off I just went, “Yeah, whatever.” And it was the worst drink I’ve literally ever had. What did I say? I can’t give you space. You’re going to rip me off. I’m going to rip you off. I meant clothes. Oh, don’t put that on YouTube. Oh, cut. That’s funny. Oh, no. We’re drinking. We are drinking. Daniel’s gone. He’s gone to take the bins out. We got a new mate. I don’t know his name. Is give his pouch back in. Yeah. And we everyone’s closing but we’re just staying in this this Greek to burner and we are drinking with the workers cuz everyone everyone’s so friendly. Everyone at Suffra is amazing and I’ve had 12 olives so I’ll get him on the Here he comes. White t-shirt. Daniel he comes. There’s Daniel. He doesn’t want to be on camera, so we we’re not going to we’re not going to do that. But that’s it. So, we’ve got our last drink of the evening. We said it was our last drink of the evening. About 3 hours. We’re going to miss our flight. We’re going to miss the flight at this rate. Oh, no. And you How many olives? How many olives have you round about? This is my 13 olives. Well, I can. She’s down her olives. Down some olives. Not the stones cuz that’s lethal. Take them buggers out. Put them in the ashray. Lemons. Cheers, mate. Cheers. Well, Rathimno Crit, you’ve been absolutely amazing. Until the next time, we love you. We’ll be back from Charlie, from John Johnny Bart. Don’t forget to subscribe. Hit that subscribe channel. Hit me in the face to wake me up with a wet fish. And I’ll see you on the next one. We’re just waiting for the transfer coach to come and pick us up and take us to Han airport. Uh our pickup points is the Idion Hotel. It’s a beautiful sunny day again. It’s going to be sad to go and leave Cit. Uh Charlie’s just gone to the shop to get some miniature whisies and coke so we can have sneaky drink in the airport. Uh what a fantastic holiday it’s been. There she is. There she is right there. There’s the dog. You got the whisies. I got the whisies and I got the Cokes. You got the whisies and the cokes. I’m really hung over as well. I got the sweats. We had to get up really early to get all all the case sorted and everything. But we’ve done it. We’re there all packed. There’s the multiply. And you couldn’t wish for better. So book your trips to Greece. Hi Johnny B. I’m here in Cit and uh this lovely uh follow my YouTube channel Johnny be art on the flip side. Woohoo. This one taking the Mickey knobbler. Knobbler. Right. Nobler. Oh, watch yourself. You sensitive flower. Sensitive delicate flower. We’re back. Show that. That’s sick. Wow. Isn’t it nice? It’s beautiful. We We’ve just got back. Well, we not even made it to the aisle of white yet. We’re We’re in Portsmouth, but we’re in England. Flipped. We flipped. Sorry. Just read a text message. They flipped it over. They flipped it over. Like an egg. Like an egg. Anyway. Yeah. What a day we’ve had. What about plane? What a day. Delayed. Train delayed. Next train delayed. Y platforms swapped. Everything swapped. It’s a nightmare. Absolutely. And then we missed the ferry. And then the next ferry was until nearly 10:00 at night. Nope. We’ve been traveling since early morning. We haven’t eaten till just we just had a sitting Chinese. Lovely Chinese. Lovely Chinese. We needed it. I smashed it right up with my face. And I did some balancing. You did some balancing. So, how do we end this video? Oh, well, have you shown them the lovely VA? Yeah. Okay. How do we end it? I guess we got to get the boat now before we miss it. What is the time? Come on, let’s go and get the boat.

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