World’s Slowest Roller Coaster in Kotor
Yeah, that’s step one. There’s a TV airport. There you can see all of Cotor Bay is a camel milk cheese car camel camel. Let’s get out of here. We got arrested. You’re not going to get arrested. We almost got arrested. Here’s the top of the zipline. And there you can see all the paragliders. Oh my god. Look at that. Look at that. What is that? What did you find? Look at that. Look at that. Yeah, it’s like a witch. Jeez. Well, good morning from uh Montenegro here. Looking shaping up to be a beautiful day. Just woke up this morning to this view. There’s a big cruise ship just came in. Could have done without this one. Well, that’s what it is. But it’s still beautiful. So, of course, Lauren’s flight is delayed again. So, we had planned today on going to Tuvat and a couple other places. We’ll probably do that anyway. Um going to go out and have some coffee. Uh go to Touvat. Uh what’s the other place we’re going first? We’re going to go to Couture for coffee cuz we’re going to have to get her hair done because Yeah, we need to have coffee, get my hair done, and then because I’m in Eastern Europe, I’m not doing my own hair uh here. And uh then we’re going to pick up Lauren from the airport if she ever lands. Yep. And then we’re going to go to he will land. I’m just joking. Yeah. So after TV, we’ll go to the uh island of uh St. Stefan. Uh check that out if you’ve seen those. That looks pretty cool. And then uh probably back to Coach for the evening. Look at this monster. [Music] [Music] Welcome to the port. I mean, you could be in Monaco for all intents and purposes. It’s very blue. Yeah, this place is full of surprises. I mean, seriously, you could if somebody dropped you off and said this is uh Monaco, you’d be like, “Yeah.” 4.2 is already out shopping. 2.2. See anything you like? Princess V40. Shane would like it. £500,000. Look at that one. It’s only How is it only 128? Oh, it’s really nice. Get a honey cake. Honey cake. Look at this. They have honey cake. Well, we found a nice place for um for breakfast here. It’s not a bad view. Very nice. Right here in the port. And somehow coffee prices with this view are still better than anything in United States. Look at that. Two bucks for a cappuccino and espresso. I mean, how is that possible? Money cake. So good. And it’s um like a sour cream filling, so it tastes a little sour, which is perfect. Sweet and sour. Just like you. Just like me. Is a little sweet and sour. Got the dingies going out this morning. Oh, he just dropped off some people [Music] from somewhere. Maybe that big node over there. It’s funny. Your friends often ask us how can you afford to travel so much? Um the reality is well that the real secret is two things. one uh lots and lots of airline points. We haven’t paid for a plane ticket probably 10 years. And the second secret is working on the road all the time. And so now I’m sitting in a coffee shop while we is getting her hair done so I can spend the next hours completing replacing forms for my clients. Uh and then once I finish that, um I go back to sightseeing and enjoying the day out here at Montenegro. Now I do have an assistant um back home um you know and they’re able to take care of a lot of stuff but there’s still a few you know high touch high value tasks that I I do myself. So the reality is that at least you know an hour a day uh even though on vacation when we travel uh I spend doing some work usually in a job like this with amazing Italian music in the background. It’s like you guys just whizz like right past it. Jeez, I know. I was like, “Wait, wait, wait there.” I go back. I’m there and you guys are like running all over. Um, okay. 50-year-old. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Nice. Got everything. Yeah. See, look. I got a little tiny suitcase. I know. I’m impressed. I mean, although your backpack is almost as big as your details. Detail. It fits under the seat. Does it? Yeah. Do your feet fit under the seat? Yes. All right. My feet and the backpack fit under the seat. Hi. Thank you. Thank you. [Music] What are you doing? We’re taking a video for your Instagram. Are you taking a video? Well, we’re taking a video for Why are you taking a picture? Why not? They’re taking a video. I get to take a video. That’s my husband, by the way. The money bags. That’s right. Yeah. Here, you can have your Oh, thank you. Yeah. Have you seen that cafe where he was sitting? No. It’s so beautiful there. Because a cab driver dropped her off in uh on a side street. He drove right past me and didn’t even want to drop her off next to I was like And you have to like go with your bags. That That’s what That’s There he is. There he is. There he is. I’m like, he has the money. If you want to get paid, you have to stop with him. Exactly. I at the restaurant last night was saying because I was telling him where we were going and he’s like oh filled with Russians and I was like okay well luckily I have someone who speaks Russian with me so it’ll be fine and then he was like where’s she from? And I said Muldova and then he’s like oh that is a great wine region and they have the largest wine seller and blah blah bl I don’t know you like filming again. We’re gonna have to we’ll bleep you all out. Yeah it will beep beep beep beep beep. That’s right. I am so proud that he knew. Oh, he was even like naming places and I was like, “Oh my god, I don’t know that, but I bet you she does.” And then he was talking about the wine seller was the largest in the world and he was giving me details about They are the largest in the world, Lauren. Yeah. In case you didn’t know where your friend is from. I know. I know. But I We have one thing going for us. wine thing. You were telling me that, but I’ve never heard anyone outside of you say that. So, this was the first time someone outside of you say like they’re known for their wines, blah blah must be real now. He’s talking Well, no, I knew before, but then he was talking about like, you know, all the different areas and blah blah blah. And yeah, anyway, that’s awesome. So, the the quiet part of our road trip is officially over. Oh, yeah. It’s done. Yeah. So, from now on, it’s going to be pretty much. Okay, so we’re going to Stefan. Well, we going to Budva first. Okay, go see some Russians. I That’s what we were told that there’s a lot of Russian. It’s like come to Montenegro. Sit in traffic. Yeah, the guy cuz this is the way to the airport. Try not to kill a modern and uh the guy was like, “Ah, I just went on back roads.” Going on here. What is is this a road or what is it? the road. We’re supposed to drive in the ditch. Far in a ditch right now. I mean, we are in the ditch. Well, maybe the guy is when he’s done cleaning, he barricades the other side. So, that’s Stefan, which means St. Stefan. This is where we going. Pull off the side of the road here. Check out the view. Yeah, that’s Stefan. Everyone, get your cameras out. Yeah, of course. You find a nice restaurant with a view? Nope. You’re not getting in. You’re not getting in. Oh, I think they’re only here for the picture, though. We’ll get a new low. So, we’re at St. Stephins now. And Lauren found the world’s lowest rated bar. No, she found it. She found it. 1.9 1.9. That’s a That’s a Check it out. It could get worse. Yeah. I mean, I think we should go check it out. I mean, we the bottle, you know, like that’s fine. What do you mean? There’s Nou. Uh, yeah. Well, that’s this one. Oh, we’re not going to Nou. No, we’re going to one point land races. You guys wanted it. We We’re doing it. Why are we not going to Nou? You realize that’s not Nou. That’s just someone wrote Noo on the building. I don’t know. It could be Nou. Well, I don’t think this place is open. Huh? Unfortunately. No, it’s right down there. Oh, what about Oh, there is some other thing over there. I mean, check out this view. Is it selfie time? Yeah, let’s take a selfie. Lauren, come on in. All right, Lauren. Tricycle. Get into the tricycle. Hello. Pull it up. Is it a picture or video? No, it’s a video. Okay, let’s take like a normal selfie, please. It’s very badly rated. Well, at this point, the only criteria is does it have a bathroom? Yeah. And beer in a bottle. So, I mean, I don’t know how bad it could be. Yeah, there is zero risk then. What a beautiful place. Oh, the water is so frigy. We are wearing so many like like we have like five places. Hey, where you going? I’ve come to the bathroom. Okay. Well, I was going to get a table. This is okay. Since it’s this last table in the shade. Yeah. With a good view. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I have a question. Yes, sir. So when we came in, there’s a sign that says Nou. Uh is that which sign you said? It’s right by the entrance of the parking lot. There’s a sign where the ATM is says Nou restaurant. Oh yeah, it’s uh not open. That’s part of the Yan as well. Was it open at some point or Yes, of course. Like four years ago. Okay. So it was a real noble, not a fake Um I don’t believe it was fake. I was never there. Okay. Um I’m here like uh less than one year. Okay. However, I remember that everything here used to be open when St. Stefan was open as well. And but now St. Stephan is not open anymore. No, last four years. Oh, okay. There’s nothing there. Uh only empty villas. It’s a city resort. That’s a So it’s a resort owned. Long time ago. Yeah. So the whole thing is owned by one resort. Uh yes, Aman company from Greek and they don’t rent the rooms anymore. Uh no, they have some uh process going on with the government. So that needs to be fixed and hopefully next year they going to open they open that everything will open everything will come back up. Oh, so they got shut down for something right? There were some like uh I don’t know violations. The government changed a few times in the last couple of years. You mean the government here in Montenegro or local? Beautiful. This is the olive plate without the olives. I actually did remove the olives. Oh, you should have cut them cuz I don’t see the olives. I love olives. Oh, this is great. Such a strange people here, you know. Normal. I love olives as well. This is negro for sure. Okay. It’s made from, of course, figs that are raised in a high altitude in the mountains in Montenegro. Coming next is a negro cheese made from cows on the same place. This is a camel milk cheese. Caraman. Camel. Camel. Yes, that’s correct. I have never tried a camel. Camel cheese. Where are the camels from? Do you have camel cheese? So Kazakhstan or maybe a in the backyard. It’s a cold caravan cheese like camel caravan, right? Then we have granapadano parmesan go. I know that one and goonzola as well. This is a beef for free. Okay. So the camel is just the name. It’s not really Actually, it is. It’s it’s it’s real camels. Seriously? Yes. Camel give milk as well. But where are the camels from? In his backyard. more like from Montenegro or from Kazakhstan or from probably the cheese itself is imported. So it’s not from it’s actually international cheese everywhere in the world you can find it. Yeah, but it’s probably from Morocco or North Africa. We’re going to have some or something. Yeah, I have tried it right cheese. Everyone is interested in camel cheese now. I kind of know. Look at that. That’s very good. Thank you. Let’s try it. Tastes like guda. I love how they have walnuts and hazelnuts. Oh, there’s a local nuts. Oopsie. I have two other local nuts right here. That checked. After lunch, we decided to take out the drone for a spin to get some aerial shots of sweaty Stefan and promptly managed to crash it again. In trouble in Montenegro with the drone. I don’t think it likes you. Got to stick the hand underneath it. It lights me just fine. Here you go. A look at you. Nice. You manag to catch it. Yeah. All right. Let’s get out of it before we get arrested. You’re not going to get arrested. We almost got arrested at the beach yesterday. Well, I think sweaty Stefan definitely lived up to his name, right? Yes. Definitely very sweaty, which means Saint Stefan. Do not listen to this guy right here. But in my case, it’s sweaty because that’s what I mean. Because we all are right now. Yeah, it is so hot. It is very hot. Another scorcher here in Montenegro. So, unfortunately, Stefan is closed for the time being until they reopen at some point. Maybe next year. Who knows? The corruption. Yeah, the right government. After the right people get paid off, we get the right Yeah. favorable government. But it’s still a really nice view. Corruption’s going away and we just need the payoff to be right. Yeah. All right. So, we decided we’re going to skip Budva. We’re going to go back to Budva, but considering that there was like 50 tour buses there and just people all over the streets just getting into Oldtown and it really didn’t look like anything uh material. I am sure it’s a beautiful place. Don’t listen to Arena, okay? I’m sure it’s a beautiful place. Um it’s just too hot and too crowded and parking was a nightmare. And so instead, we’re going to go to the mountains. We’ll go to the top of the cable car above Couture. Should be a nice drive through the back mountains of Montenegro here. And then we’ll enjoy the uh the top of the cable car without the sweaty people in the cable car. Right. And that’s where we’re going to see the cheese man. Yeah. Uh the cheese man we’ll see right after that. Okay. Cheese. Yeah. So then we’re going to go looking for the most interesting man in Montenegro. Apparently it’s a guy who hangs out at the top of uh the mountain above Cotto. Recommended by the family members. Recommended by Becky. Becky. So if it’s not that good, Becky, this is all on you. She’s to blame. Yes. That’s travel partner again. Harley says a word. Now we have Lauren imitating from the top of the mountain. Arena’s going to She’s going to watch the car. She’s going to watch the car and make sure the view doesn’t go away and and no one steals the car. Oh, check out all the paragliders. Oh, that’s cool. Look all over there. Hello. Hello. Where does the zipline go? Yeah. Wait. Oh, jeez. You go from there to here. Yes. Start this up. That finish is huge. Okay. Oh, thank you. And how much is it per person? Uh, 30. 30 per person. Yeah. Okay. Well, if you want to go risk your life across a chasm for €30, it could be arranged. I mean that looks pretty sketchy though. Sketchy though. I do some like sketchy things, but that looks really I mean it’s a construction of the platform that really sold it for me with all the planks and nails sticking out. All right, come do zip line here. There’s all the parrot liners. Here’s the top of the zip line. And there you can see all the paragliders. Look at them. Just way at the top here. And that’s the zipline. That looks pretty crazy. Hello. No, thank you. It looks good though. No, it doesn’t. I’m not doing that. [Music] cable car back here. But I think the first thing we’re going to do is do the uh roller coaster at the top of the mountain and wait till you see the view. I think it starts now. Let’s see which way is the roller coaster. slide or something. It’s like a slide. Yeah. Like kids. No, the alpine coaster is this way. It’s a jungle gym. Jungle. It’s a lot of entertainment up here. Yeah, I know. Well, let’s go check out the roller coaster. There it is. Okay. Right there. You got this. Come on. The only alpine roller coaster. Come on. It’s going to be fun. Is it? Yeah. Like it’s like super slow. No, it’s slow now, but then it’s going to be I looked at it. It wasn’t very fast at all. I don’t believe it for some reason. It’s okay. You just stand in the seat in front of me so I can hear you screaming. I am so scared right now. Are you going to read the tape the whole thing? Yes. So, you’re gonna sit behind all of us. Where do we go? I don’t know. It’s very stable. It has a seat belt. It looks a little You’ll do great. It looks a little Is it okay? Is it how it’s supposed to be? Yes. Are we going? You can do it. Where is it going? When is Shenur Arena? It’s like a car seat belt in England. is very very worried right now. He’s going to come help you. Don’t worry. See, this thing is completely like Don’t worry. He’s coming to help you. Down is going. Yes. Okay. So, this is the brake is back. Yes. Okay. All right. No brakes. Arena, you got to get out of the way. You got to get out of the way. I’m coming for you. Hey, I’m I’m right on top of you and you’re holding up the line. Come on. Oh, wow. You’re welcome. This thing is so much longer than I thought. Hello, Lauren. You’re yelling woohoo with the brakes on. [Music] Right there’s a Tivat airport. There you can see all of Cotor Bay. That’s a long way down. Golden girls over here. That was so cool. We are golden. Yeah, that is great. I loved it. Yeah, that was like the slowest level roller coaster because of you two. Whatever. I don’t think it’s technically even fold the roller coaster. Alpine coaster. Alpine coaster. Still got coaster in it. Exactly. But that little roller coaster was best 10 bucks ever spent. Oh my god. I swear since the best 10 bucks since the submarine. the yellow submarine that we took in that you didn’t want to do either. We got to take a picture over there eventually. Oh, look at that. You got to Steve, check out this swing. Oh, yeah. This was all up here. Yeah, this is awesome. So, we’re staying over there. Okay. The cheese man is down here somewhere. Okay. Behind this mountain. Where’s the cheese of cheese? Right back in here somewhere. Yeah. So, is this Tivat? No, that’s Tivat over there on the left side. Okay. This is Cotor over here at the bottom. Okay. And then we’re staying over that way. Okay. And this is the Bay of Couture. What? What are you doing? There’s a giant You’re going to You’re going to move it. Look at it. Oh my god. Don’t touch it. It jumps on me. I’m going to jump over the table. I know. Look, he’s just showing his green ass. He’s taking him away from you, buddy. Come on. Oh, man. Yeah, he’s going to jump. Well, if he jumps, he’s not jumping on you. He’s after you, Lauren. He’s going to bite you. He’s going to bite you. Bite a leg off of you. He’s going to eat me. Look. Mhm. Lauren, you’re safe now. Am I? He’s eyeing me. He is eyeing me. He’s giving me the eyes. Look, he’s literally eating the bread. Watch. Look, he’s eating the bread. No. Yeah, he is. Are you serious? Well, bread is not meat. There’s barley and bread. Wow. He’s eating the bread. Who knew we’re going to feed the He’s right. The grasshopper. He’s eating the bread. Yeah, he’s actually Thanks for the suggestion. You were saved by a random stranger suggestion of feed the grasshopper bread. It was hungry. It’s even eating bread. So you come to Montenegro, you see the sites, you can feed grasshoppers. The grasshoppers. Yeah. I mean, I don’t know where else. This is our way of making a difference. I don’t know where else you can come and see it. Feed the grasshoppers. What’d you get? Look at my prawns. That is what I’m talking about. They’re beautiful. Enjoy. Thank you. A tomato and look at that meal. Not sharing. Not sharing. Nice. You don’t have to. No, you I offered you That’s exactly why I offered you food multiple times so you don’t steal mine. I’ll absolutely push you over and don’t turn your camera and try to test this theory. What? So you No, no, no. Don’t you not pretty good. Really? I mean, I just slept for half an hour to clean this stream. Yeah. Oh, it’s pretty good. Oh my god. So, getting ready back for the drive down to Cotto. Supposed to be one of the best driving roads in the world. But then if you zoom in here, Look at this mess. Anyway, that’s going to be fun. That was worth the trip up here. Yeah, definitely. And now we get to take to um Europe’s best driving road back down to see the elusive cheese man. Mhm. I came for the view and only for the view. Look at that. Wow. That’s beautiful. I know. Say come to Montenegro for the views. That is so cool because they never end. Oh, look. I probably wouldn’t do it. Whatever. Look at that. I know. Arena Lauren taking pictures for Instagram. Arena will never post. Exactly. You know what? This is what friends do. Okay. Go in the bucket of pictures that never see the light of day. Hello ladies. Hello. Come here often. We’re doing a serpentine Montenegro here. Check out this mess of a road. 13 minutes of that and about 20 25 turns. Well, that’s exciting. No, we had a Viat 500 going from Madrid to Sevilla one time. That was cool. Yeah, we only rented this for one day. Fiat 500 convert. Yeah. All right, we are in Cotto right by the old town. What is this? Right on the bay. It’s a big buoy for the cruise ship. Now, don’t fall in. Wow. I’ve never seen anything like that. Hey, Shane, check this out. This is a This is what a real man’s buoy looks like. a bunch of ships out here. And there you can see the old city walls all along the bottom and then going all the way up to the top underwear on the top. Of course, we always video people’s underwear. Yeah. Let’s not miss out on that part of the experience. Well, we’re on a hunt for the most interesting man in Cotto. How did you come here? My sister told me to come find them. And somehow we got to get Arena past all of these shops and all of this shopping. We were thinking about getting a blindfold for her. Lauren, did you bring the blindfold? Um, I’ll just cover you with my hand. Listen, I want a little bit tomorrow. I lost my pair of footies. Going in the old town of Cotworth. walking in. [Music] Very cool. Very nice. That bell sounds a little anemic. I think I think the bell’s got a cold. [Music] This is awesome. Lauren, there’s an alley coloser. Yes, I love alleys. I even bought a house in an alley cuz I like I like that’s a cool fit. Oh my god, some of the stores have really good air conditioning. I know. Come to Europe. Go shopping for the air conditioner. Oh no. Do it eventually. Yeah, it’s only a matter of time to smell them. What does Susie do? She has a Ziploc bag full of cat food in case she finds a stray cat so she can just make sure it’s fed. Okay. Yeah, this is my future. I’m going to be an old This is your future. I’m going to start prepping. I mean, we can stop at the pharmacy and get you some cat food. Some in my purse. Walk around with it. Yesterday I fed three birds and like about Well, today you fed a grasshopper and that Oh, that was me feeding a grasshopper. Okay, sorry. Yeah, you guys. Are you not going up the steps? No, we’re going up the steps. And you made me walk up three steps by accident. That’s un unforgivable. This is a very typical I would like to say great success, but we have no success. No success because Arena bailed on the stairs. Arena se stairs. Arena’s like no I don’t climb stairs where I come from Moldova. It is stairs. It is only flat country. We don’t climb stairs. So, here killed the dream. Killed the dream of the cheese. Lauren, she killed it. She’s a dream killer. Let’s go. I’ll wait for you right here. You like What kind of people are we? I’m already sweating. Exactly. You might as well go. Going to become a bicycle for a little while. It’s okay. I’m not going to be mad. Spend the whole day around this cheese man. Well, should we go get you some cheese? Where are you walking? It’s a consolation price. Why are you filming me? The moment I get my hair on pretty, you filming me. Come on, Dream Killer. Arena, the murderer of dreams. Becky told us to come here. We came all this way. We climbed halfway up the stairs and then he turned around. It was very nice. Well, say goodbye to Cotto. Visiting Cot was a success. Yeah. All 30 seconds of it. We will be back. It was at least 15 minutes. The hungry Americans are in the prowl for their next meal in Montenegro. Where will they find it? We don’t know who. The naturalized female leads the way, followed by the Fidian. Sounds very who in search of a mate migrated to Atlanta and yet still remains unattached. Our dreams were recently crushed by not being able to speak to the cheese man. crushed by the naturalized moldan. Nice. Oh, look at there. This is super easy. Oh, that’s where he went here last night. So, we’re thinking about finding something very similar, but we probably meanwhile should enjoy a little bit of this beautiful sunset, going down, going to be bloom and gone. Soon will be too late to find her next meal and she may have to resort to eating her mate. Are we doing Animal Planet now? I wish I could do David Adenboro. Yeah, that’s what you’re trying to do. Like, so if I was smarter, we would just like roll in here and then any of these places, all of them available. None of them were in on Airbnb. Okay, look how cute this is. What is this? That needs saving. That needs some We can find you an accordion, man. Let’s Let’s ask these guys. One of these guys probably plays the accordion. I mean, I don’t care if she plays the accordion. I do. Sadly, he appears attached, but this gentleman, we could ask. Hello. Any accordionist in the neighborhood? How do you say hello again? Um, I have no idea. How did you say hello in and then good evening? Uh, yeah. Gentlemen, do you play the accordion? Yes, we do. Which one? There is only one accordion. There’s nothing like in my ring. Hey, what’s going on, buddy? Hi. Hey, puppy. Hello, friend. How are you doing? He wants to talk to us. Hey, at least the dogs are still interested in you. Hi. Just kidding. My god. I’m not petting anything. That is a dangerous puppy. I was just going to pet her. All right. This is live. Oh, cats. Cats. Yeah. Some uh cat food. Jeez, look at this car. I know. That’s an old Citroen. I don’t think this one this one may not be savable. The accordion crew is back. The flute. Got the local beach club. What is that? Guys got a real woodf fired oven over here. Cooking some sausages. Good evening. Table for three. Whatever you want. You can’t see. Anyone anyone can I never committed to I always say it’s good. Yeah. That’s right. You committed to whole bottle of The point of trying is it’s if it’s cked or not. I don’t know why he did it because it’s screwed up. So are you saying a screw top can’t be cked? No. But you got to follow the dude to go through the motions. Mine was a screw tab, too, though. It was yours, not court. Oh, mine’s apples. So, look at that. Oh, wow. Oh my god. Rumble. It’s extra class and first class seabream. And this three seab bus. This is for two quart with starter. Yeah, this one big for three person. Okay. So, we probably going to go with the one for two cuz he wants me. So, for two people, you said either of this. Which one do you recommend? Uh, one maybe. Yeah, bus or a couple. This is half This has always been half of our trips. Zerena scrutinizing pictures. She’s like, “Oh, I don’t scrutinize pictures.” I’m like, I’m not scrutinizing it. I think I look great. You just like don’t look great. But I don’t care. It’s a good picture of me, so that’s the one that gets chosen. Um, you think I don’t notice. Every one of the pictures that she picked, she’s like, she doesn’t care what I look like. As long as you don’t care what you look like. If you actually cared. Look at that. She’s just trying to hide the people behind us with my head. That’s exactly what I’m doing. That is exactly what I’m doing. You think we don’t know what you’re doing? Except I don’t know what is up with the smile like half smile. All right, let’s again, Adrian. You want the full smile? Not the full smile. Just a little less smile. Worth smile. Here is the man. Exciting. Smells good. That is a big one. Is this the fish cheek? Yeah. Yeah. Cheese chip. Better eat. Bingo. Yes. Oh, okay. There’s more. Well, this is your plate. Thank No, this is That’s why I was asking. This is perfect. But don’t eat all of it. Oh, there’s more. What do you mean don’t eat all of it? Don’t eat all of it. Thank you so much. Thanks so much. Okay. We are fed. Cats are fed. Everyone is very wellfed right now. Had the most delicious fish called turbo or they call it rumbo fish here, I think. But it’s turbo. It’s a really flat fish. Is this a one more stop? It’s like a flounder. It’s absolutely delicious. Um, what are we calling it a night? I mean, this is a snack bar. Maybe we should stop drink somewhere nice. I want a drink. I thought you wanted the dessert. Maybe we find a place to have a dessert. All right. I thought we were done for the night. And yet these two. Uh here we are getting crepes and cake. They’re going to be good. And we have a view. It’s going to be wonderful. It’s an amazing view. The view. It’s pitch black. It’s not pitch black. There’s lights over there. There’s lights over there. There’s lights in Yeah. Can you see it? Can you see? We have almost beautiful. We have flowers right going fishing for ice cubes. You know, we could have just asked for some. You don’t have to wild animals. We’re feeding our cat friends. I really have an excuse. Like completely out of control. This is just so out of control. So good. This is this is this is what I have to put up with. This is what I have to put up with. You know, cultured individual here. I literally stuck my entire hand in your wine glass. My god, look at that. Look at that. What is that? Look at that. There’s your I am I am now 50 years old. Countries. Happy 50 countries. Countries. Join the club. All right. Uh, Montenegro, 50th country for me. But you guys, there’s only two crepes here and there’s only No, because these are for you. It’s all for you. They’re all for you. For you. Thank you so much. All right. Thank you. Here you go. 50 more to go. Yeah. Should we give him a card right here? There’s a card. Thank you. Congratulations on 50 country. You’re finally hug out with the cool kids. 50 more to go. We can finally hug Mike. Who is Mike? You can save your life. It says Mike. Welcome to the club, LD. Who’s Mike? What Mike? It says it says love Mike. It says that that is how you spell arena. That’s Yeah, that’s Mike. Look, tell me that doesn’t look like Mike. It doesn’t look like Wait, where in what world? This is Mike. All right. Well, that I’m out. That’s it. Don’t lose your card. It can’t get any better after tonight. It says 15 more to go. Lavina, I don’t know why. Thanks, Mike. I love you too, Mike. Don’t Don’t lose your card. Thank you for being so thoughtful. All right. Now, for for real, this time we are done. Your card. Good night. Thank you so much. Good night. Byebye. Oh, we are done. Warren, thanks so much
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