EP1: Pyrenees Motorcycle Tour | Portsmouth Ferry to Caen + Ride to Le Mans 15 Bikes on the Road

majority. [Music] This is our hotel in Bazingstone people to engage in in more extreme behavior. And um my final question is what would you say? This is the toilet. One of our magic winners, misogyny, conspiracy theories. Do you think they’re nuances and are they completely safe through or should they? And then you press the button. Those three things have been part of every extreme movement for the last at least 100 years. There’s all the bikes. [Music] Electric blinds. And in some quite nice air machine. [Music] So, here we are, the beginning of the tour, the Pyrenees tour. So, we’re here in Baing Stoke in the hotel. Goose is downstairs having a drink and something to eat. Um, I’m up in the room watching Titanic at the minute. Um, reason being, um, I got up this morning with a bit of a bit of a dodgy stomach. uh went to the toilet obviously. Yep. I’d got a dodgy stomach. It never really went. It stayed all day. So on the way down to the hotel, I was just counting down the miles thinking, right, how long before we can stop cuz I need to get to the toilet. I need to get to the toilet. Um, since this morning, I don’t think it’s anything to be too worried about, but I’m now just passing blood. So, I said to Goose, I said, “Right, so I’m going to stay in the hotel room tonight.” Uh, I said, “I’m just going to chill, just lie down.” Um, I quickly popped down to the boys, said a quick hello, but I’ve come back up to the room. So, I’m feeling a little bit rough now. So, tomorrow morning, obviously, we get up at 5:00. We’ve got to leave the hotel at 6:00 cuz we’ve got to get to um Portsmouth. We’ve got to get to the ferryport um to get the ferry. So, I’m hoping I can get an early night and whatever’s going on passes and I’m fine tomorrow. So, didn’t film anything on the way down. Bit of a weird start to the beginning of a tour. Um, we decided not to film coming down. We’d film from tomorrow, uh, obviously from the ferry. So, I’ll just make this little video. I thought just in case, worst case scenario, what am I crossing my fingers for? Worst case scenario, I end up going home tomorrow, which I hope not. So fingers crossed this video continues and we’ll see you in the morning. So ciao for now. [Music] Quit dreaming now. The sun is on the rise and by the end of the day this dusty room will be a thousand miles away. Once heard it said in a song, best keep to traveling on [Music] right deep into town. Another night of setting up and breaking down. And if we leave here tonight, we’ll be halfway to Barstow by daylight. I’ll take the wheel if you start to yawn. Just keep traveling on. [Music] Can barely stand on two feet. Callous fingers tap my weak and shaky knees. At least I can rest my mind. Find some comfort in those yellow and white lights. They’ve been there all along. Keep traveling on. [Music] Tell me, what is this place? Countless people, but now one familiar face. It’s not so bad, I suppose. Starting over every time I change my clothes. Even here, I’m all but gone. Best keep to traveling on. [Music] Big wheels turning on a lonely song. Best keep to traveling on. Best keeping on. Right then. Here we are. We’re in France. Yeah. We’ll get petrol in and then um we’ll set you up. Right. We got goosey. [Music] We got dad mad John. His first time. We’ve got Antonio Braveheart Dove ID. We got Wizo. We got Jim ID. We got Mr. Toss Devin. We got noodle. We got the piggles. We got Lazarus. [Music] We got Rao. We got Royston Flash moistister general. And we’ve got Mr. B. Right then. petrol then. Let’s get some petrol. Right, let’s get to a petrol station. Well, so Goose just um just like mentioned stuff to John like we tore me to look left just so it sinks in his head. to John. Ready? Now, nice and steady. Just give yourself some time to get into it. Yeah. Yeah. Don’t get Don’t go too overboard on the conversation just yet. Let John get his bearings and get used to it. That’s it. Once we get to some of the country roads, you can relax a bit then, John. Yep. Everybody through. Second exit straight over the island. Remember to look left. Yeah. What they’re notorious for here, John, is they don’t use indicators on island. Well, pulling in for petrol. Uh, no. This will just be a normal go in and pay. I think I think you can pay by the machine, but I think you can go in. Oh, I need to come back to you, Goose. There’s only diesel here. You fill first. It It might reach over. Yeah, I’ll tell you what. full both of ours and then the next one I’ll fill both of them. Should reach over. Yeah, it normally just covers up on them. John, you’ll see an English flag and it’s just the same as the time. Put your pin number in and choose what petrol you want. Well, you’re here, buddy. You’ve done it. Yeah. The problem is there’s going to be that much shit coming through your intercoms while you you’re trying to pay attention. It is. the term and he said with within an hour you’ll be fully used to it and then ride just start screaming at 600 dibels anytime today goose we go back you know mate yeah cuz you might as well go with E10 you’re going to enter the tank [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Do you want to stay with John in case you need some help? [Music] I can see clearly now the rain has gone. Well, so far I’ve got 163 miles on the trip. So Piggy, are you going to be the back marker? So Pig is going to go at the back. Whatever formation you get you in into, just remember, stay your form. So at least you’ll know who’s in front, who’s behind, and we’ll know if someone’s missing. Just watch. Watch any cars there turning. [Music] Straight over. Second exit. Remember [Music] to look left and just double check them on the right. [Music] Heat up here. [Music] Heat up here. [Music] We’re going all the way around the island. I mean, look at that there to the right. Little houses, old houses down there. Stunning place. Yeah. Now, once we get deeper into the country, John, it’s absolutely stunning. Very underrated. It’s very underrated. Frances, come on, love. We’ll stop for you. Look at these old buildings. I think it’s stunning even with the old original doors and window shutters. Yeah, I remember lights and the overall weight here. I mean, look at that building there on the right. Okay, now that could be done stunning. Church big on the horizon right ahead. Church big to the right. Oh, he’s back. Oh, the petitioner is closed. What do you want to do? Do you want to stop for a break or carry on? Well, do you want to stop for the break or carry on? Come on. What are we going Imagine if I surprised you boys and said we’re staying in that chatau. It would it would be a surprise cuz weing ain’t Yeah. Uh these are these are the country roads I like coming through all the coming through all the countryland. Church bigger you motherfucker direct ahead in the trees. You just see it sticking up. See most people will pick the route to Lemon. They’ll just pick the motorway all the way. Why would you do that and not roads like this? It just don’t make sense. Yeah, it is a bit. It’s a nice lake there. Nice little fishing lake. Yep. Clear. Clear. Diarrhea. You know where we’re going up here, don’t you, Pig? This is Wheelie. This is Wheelie Land up here. [Music] So, when we get to the top up here, we’re pulling in on the left. Yep. Yeah, we got a photo opportunity up here. [Music] [Music] Okay, come and have your photo done. Yep. It’s the one where the he got hit in the turret. Hit the gun and bent the gun. [Music] Yeah. This is where Piggy was disrupting the wildlife. Piggy was in hooligan mode. Look at all these lovely motorcyclists and Noodle. Yeah, I don’t If you want to come around my side, Noodle, you can get more around there. [Music] If anyone’s got a thin bike, you’ll get in between Ray and Nav ID cuz there’s a bit of a gap there. Oh, no. It’s all right. [Music] Yeah. Let’s have a quick quick smoke. Have a photo. Yeah, that that house over there. Yeah, you can have a barbecue. You can have a barbecue in there. Come around this side then. Right. Right. Come around that side or turn your bike up that way and back in that way. [Music] Also John be buddy. [Music] Right, let’s have a break. And we returned. Came here a few years ago where Piggy was doing his wheelies down that road all the way down there. Few more of us this time. [Music] Full-blown heat. [Music] Come in front of me. [Music] Yeah, it’s open. That’s it. Done. No, we’re good. That’s it. Yeah, you really lost your heavy bows then, Goose. Lego Lego trees. Yeah, there’s a free campsite, right? Yep. Yeah, you can camp here for free in France. I can see clearly now. The rain has come. Uh, not quite, but I’m feeling a lot better. I ain’t doubled up in P. I’ve still I can still feel it there, but I’m not doubled up with cramp enough for me to enjoy the ride where yesterday on the way down to the hotel I was struggling to concentrate on riding church big to the right. Is that a Is that a slug on a tit on the on the side of that building going over a little bridge? I say it has got to be quiet in it. And I just Yeah. Yeah. That’s a normal road conter. Right. to honest with you. It’s normally pretty good at r-rooting. It’s better than the Garmin sat there is at r-rooting. The Garmin sat kind of says, “Well, if you turn here, we’ll add another 372 miles to your day.” It’s a nice little road, actually. This is Yeah. [Music] Oh, these are lovely little roads. [Music] [Music] So, who who we got missing? [Music] Piggy piggy piggy. [Music] Yep. Yeah. I could ride these roads all day. Huh? Yeah. Yep. [Music] [Music] turning the left. Yeah. Car coming over over the over the bridge. Turn right. That one a bad little detour. That one. Good. Good. Fun in the sun with a hairy bum. Oh, watch that white line is a bit slippy. Charge begin. Church Zulipig turning right turn CL unless there’s some diversion up there cuz my route I’m saying carry on there left but my ming saying go up Should we pulling for them? Yeah, pulling. Can we cuz we’re heading into the city now. So you don’t have to get We don’t want to lose you in the city. placing the speed camera. Police car there. The speed camera right now. This looks a bit of a a mental spaghetti junction here. I’ll try and figure out what it gets in the right place in the right lane. That’s our hotel. I’m sure it is. Yeah. Premier shot by the look of it. Well, at the end of the day, it’s a bed. That’s all you need. At least we got a private car park which is a bonus. What? Which is the entrance. [Music] Uh yeah, we’ll get them all here. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We got some down there. Yeah, I just bought the b of them in here. Yeah, back in there. [Music] Right then. hotel the number. This is what hotel number two. And oh, what a classy place it looks. See, we got pistains running down the windows. Tell me something. Right. So, we’re in Le Man. Goose is trying to get the TV in English. We had a great ride. Few little showers. It was a nice ride down to Lemon. Got to the hotel. Very basic. And we had one toll. So right opposite our hotel door was the linen cupboard. [Music] And I picked us up four big towels. It’s very basic. It does its job. It’s just started raining. So, it can rain all at once tonight just so it clears the water so we have some good weather. Right then, see you in the morning. All right. So, we’re out here in Lemon training. Low life. Low life, low life and low life cuz none of them have brought any beer cuz they’re not upper class like me and we drinking out of a McDonald’s cafe cup. We got some jam shed. I’m drinking out of the old cluster bag. We’ll show you how it’s done. Take a good mouthful out your coloss bag. Sucks that like a pro. Ah, that’s how you know you made it in life.

Join us as we kick off an epic motorcycle adventure through the Pyrenees! The journey starts in Portsmouth, UK, where 15 bikes board the ferry to Caen, France. Spirits are high, the engines are ready, and the road ahead promises scenic beauty, twisty routes, and unforgettable moments.

Our first leg takes us from Caen to the legendary Le Mans – a perfect warm-up before we hit the mountains. But not everything goes to plan… One of our riders has fallen ill just before departure and might not be able to make it. Will they recover in time to join the ride?

Follow along as we ride through France, tackle mountain passes, and explore one of the most breathtaking regions for motorcyclists.

📍 Route: Portsmouth ➡️ Caen ➡️ Le Mans ➡️ Pyrenees
🏍️ Riders: 15 (hopefully all of us!)

👇 Drop a comment if you’ve ridden the Pyrenees or have tips for Le Mans stops!

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7 Comments

  1. Hi Mav glad the “thripenny bits” have buggered off,it’s gonna be a cracking tour I bet 👍
    No “Flash” tho pity really ☹️
    BTW Has the Normandy tour finished on YT 🤔
    Ride Safe Mr B 🤘😉

  2. A Big Hello to you all from Ruffec in sunny Charente,
    France….it was great to meet you all …on the intermarché carpark…when you were on your way home… looking forward to seeing the rest of your tour.
    You all take care .
    Annette and Sandie

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