ACTION In GLASGOW City Centre…

ACTION In GLASGOW City Centre…

Well, again, my friends, what an amazing, beautiful location to start your video. You’ve got the tower blocks of hell and the 5G transmitter right into your soul, right into your head. Now, it’s a very special day, my friend. So, I thought I’d take you with me. I was going to do a video later. I may do it, but I’m going to meet the director of an upcoming film on Amazon Prime and Apple TV cuz your faster master is going to be in it. I can’t really tell you too much about it at the at the moment because I need to find out what I’m allowed to say and and so on. But I thought what better way to warm myself up, warm my vocal cords up and speak to you, you know, the people that have supported me all the way. So that was a nice speed motor bike. Mate, can I jump in the back of that, please? The bus is about 7 minutes and I can’t be asked waiting. So I’m heading out to city center. We’re going to have a couple of pints with him. I don’t know if I’ll film any of that. It depends how many pints we have. If we have more than two, I’ll definitely be filming it. But all right, so we’re going to take a we walk into the city center, see what’s going on. It is a beautiful day. It’s a Sunday afternoon. It’s got that kind of autumn feel to it. And uh we’ll see what’s happening in the city center. So I’m just going to walk all the way along here. You’ve got the tenants brewing factory up this way and a beautiful dry gate brewery. I don’t know if you’ve seen a couple of the live streams I’ve done in there where I basically just sit for six hours and get pissed and have a chat. It’s one of my favorite things today. Anytime I need a pee, I get the bar staff to hold the phone or some courteous fellow drinkers. But I hope you are doing well. And the fact that somebody watches the video and says, “You know what? I’m a director of a of a film and I’d quite like this guy to be in it without auditioning is doing to yourselves because if I get one view and that view is me checking my part that kind of thing wouldn’t you have so it’s because of yourselves and I will repay you I will rep with all my energy and um I don’t know the shape that will form and what it will sound like but it’s daily decrease to be as honest as I can be. So, look at that. You’ve got the Glasgow Royal Infirmary up there, the Glasgow Cathedral. There’s your tenants factory, the Necropolis Cemetery, which we did a video on before. And there is your Juke Street flats, the location of the old Juke Street prison, which instead of knocking it down and, you know, making some beautiful area, no offense, well, there’s offense. Oh, you’re warmed up now, faster, master. But instead of building some kind of local amenities for people or some beautiful little houses, they built instead of a prison cuz it wasn’t fit for humans to live in, they decided to knock it down and build a modern prison. So up this way, you’ve got the Morrison’s, right? And it’s frequented by ladies of the night. I don’t know why. Don’t know why they want to be close to Morrison’s, but there is a drug consumption uh safe consumption. And I don’t know if there is any safe consumption of drugs to be quite honest. Um, drugs are for mugs, but I that’s what’s up that neck of the woods. Um, but I So when you walk up that area and you’re getting your your rolls and your baps, you’ll see extra baps. A friend told me. Look at this. Glasgow the building site. But it is beautiful today. Not a lot of wind, which is good. So, I can walk about. My hair’s no blown in the wind. Now, with Halloween coming up in about a month’s time, we’re going to do a Halloween special on the main channel. Probably be dressed as John Wick, of course, or John Wig cuz I’m bald. And we’ll head down to the city center. Now, last year we did it. I didn’t drink at all the time. So it was just cappuccinos and randomly going in places for very very short durations and speaking to people in the street. This year cuz I’m a traininee okay we’ll be getting into places and we will be well spending a bit more time let’s say splitting G’s and scuffing knees but I’m looking forward to it because I’m going to do something I haven’t done before on the channel. I’m going to make it really atmospheric and talk shy part. Of course, I’ve always done that. But I’m going to put in, it’s hard to explain. You’ll see when you see it, but I’m going to put I’m going to make street and all these alleys and Glasgow and all these streets look completely different. There’s going to be a kind of escape for New York kind of look to it, a kind of apocalyptic look to it. And I’m going to have overlays, real overlays of fire and steam and rats and all sorts of shimmering fire off the cobbled streets of Glasgow city center. We’re going to make it look completely different. It’s going to take a lot of work and it’ll probably not get any views. It’s not about that. It’s not about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning’s done. or just having a laugh as well, which is equally as important or more important than winning. Now, we’ve got serious business to attend to. We’re meeting a director. You got to be turning up and talking [ __ ] to him the whole time. I That’s what a day. That’s what a day. The pattern master. Now, I thought, you know, line your stomach, you’re going to have a few pints. Line your stomach. So I went in here chippy and I says, “Give me a smoked sausage. Do you want chips?” I says, “Nah, carbs are poisoning me. Look at me. I’m jacked in my jack mouth.” He’s like, “I’ve got a lot of people to serve me.” I danced on these stairs like a joker a year ago before I started the channel. There was a gang waiting at the B and they shot it cuz they were like, “What the [ __ ] is this guy?” Oh, sorry. I don’t need to bleep this. Anyway, bye. So, a smoked sausage. No, a supper. Just a half a smoked sausage and a can of brew. £640. £640 for half a smoked sausage and a can of brew. What the slalom that sucky hall street slucky hall street slalom has been moved to juke street. This is juke street by the way in case anybody didn’t know. Lot of derelict kind of shops. Those are masala mix. I used to go in there when I was 21, get kebab chips when there was a pub right there called the lampost. Creatively named because it was next to lampost. They karaoke jam on a Friday night and then at the end go and get your kebab and chips. Not the best. Now we’re coming up to Moxy’s. This is a nice hotel. It’s got a pool table in it and the staff are very courteous. I did a food review in there many moons ago. What direction should we take? Let’s take H. We take this one. Right. Look at this. How beautiful is this Sunday in Glasgow city center. We’re going to get a couple of pints. We’re going to start making plans for the future. Well, don’t get don’t get run over, mate. Your plans are end prematurely. last time. So, Jaws Square is still closed off completely. They are doing work to it and I’ll show you that they’ve got some kind of scaffolding, secluded scaffolding. must be hiding statues of the faster master that they’re preparing. They want to make a surprise for me. Of course, I’m fair enough for that. You know, even though I know what he’s doing, I know what he’s doing. He’s putting a statue of me there in my community. Of course, for services to Gllesg, but that’s fine. I like he’s I’ll act like I don’t know cuz that’s you know, I’ll play the game. But if they unveil it and it’s a statue of Rocky Bab boy. Oh, but man, I would get locked up if I didn’t have a camera around my neck, would I? You see looking at that guy’s face here? He’s should be locked up, man. Oh, he’s got a camera. I know. He’s a vlogger. Wow. Your artwork leaves a lot to be desired. Is that Frankenstein? That Frankenstein? What’s going on in there? I’m sorry if I’m offending some historical great, but wow. Oh my god. I love GLEA. I love it. It’s even it’s sunny like this. I love it. So, it’s about I don’t know the time. Who cares? Who cares? Do you know what I looked at the other day with my eyes? See, if you look right along there, you probably won’t see it as good as my eyes, but you’ve got the I can’t imagine what it’s called. Is it the modern? No, I don’t know what that is. Anyways, but that that kind of steeple building up there. If you look at that and you see the cranes, the scaffolding and the cranes, it’s like a city evolving. The biometrics of the human mind evolving. Let’s go to the road. That’s a safe thing. Look at that. Let’s walk right up the road. How beautiful is that? Look. What a scene. Now, exactly a year ago almost, I walked backwards up this street when we had big football fans, big massive guys for Eastern Europe walking up this street and I walked backwards filming them. You can see that video on the channel was about a year ago. And uh that’s pretty much the first video that I did that was kind of in line with Faster Master Style. Before that, it was kind of food reviews and very calm walking videos. There’s still a fair bit of tourism happening in Glasgow, which is good. Oh, there you see my shadow like a silhouette like an assassin. Like a ninja. They’re filming something else here, by the way. Let’s have a good look at this. Don’t look at me in the eyes. I’m on a mission. But they’re filming something else here. They were filming an advert here a month ago. Of course, they were filming Spider-Man a couple of months ago. So, what you filming now? I tell you what, they’re no filming the film that I’m going to be in cuz we’ll do it oursel. We’ll do it proper. Is that horses? Are they real? Wow. Oh, it’s real horses. Real horses. Look at that. Wow. That’s some horses for you on a Sunday afternoon. Look. Hey. Hey. Wow. It stinks of shite. There we go. Look. Glasgow film set. Glasgow construction site. Yeah. Look at the horses, man. What are you filming? So, I’m taking it. Oh, look. Get period drama style here as well. What’s that? I like it. Oh, Mr. Boger Guards, I do declare there’s more horses down there. Horses for cies, my friends. There’s your air conditioning hotel. Glasgow, absolutely known around the world for it amazing air conditioning. And also Paul Craig, the UFC fighter, had his wedding reception in there cuz I gate crashed accidentally. Everybody’s taking pictures of the security, which would be weird if you were security. You’re looking at my we camera, mate. Listen, mate. It’s a belter. Just cuz you get a big camera. It’s not about how you It’s not It’s about how you use it. It’s not about the size of your camera, mate. It’s about the size of your muff. Oh dear. You said that inappropriately at the wrong time. So, George Square is still closed off. I think it’ll be closed off for probably about another year. There’s certainly no Christmas market this year, which I’m no too first about. I’m sick everybody stressing about feeling fear and buying plastic shapes with faces in the form of fake love. I like good food and good people around us. I want the people I love to be relaxed and calm. I want them not to have a some kind of seizure in the co-op trying to get to the checkout. I don’t want to be faint in ambulance. You’ve seen how many ambulances frequenting the city center in the Christmas period the month of December because people are dehydrated and passing out and stressing out. Offer what your family want a hug. Your family want to talk. Your family don’t want to argue. Forget the politics. Forget the rona. Forget everything. It’s about actually just sitting down with each other and going you all right. I wish better health and more freedom for you. That’s it. It’s the only reason we go up in the morning and go to work and do things you don’t want to do day. That’s that. That’s right. I’ve got a swagger. That’s right. They look at me. I’m walking through here like Neo in the matrix. Like I’m the chosen one. And in my mind, I am. Can I pet that dog? Hello, gorgeous. Hello. Wow. We got a dog shot. Yes. Oh, the sun is nice and warm now. I’m wearing complete black. There’s our Queen Street Free Station. There’s your count house down there. Right, let’s head down this way. Let’s see who’s sitting inside the count house. We’ll do the counter house gauntlet. That’s quite a walk I’ve done. See what I mean? The covered up scaffolding. Well, I know in behind there there’s statues, atomically correct statues, tiny penis correct of the faster master in there. I know. I can feel it. I believe it. I looked right in that guy’s eyes and I said that. Wow. That’s everybody enjoying the sunshine. Make the most of it. What we on time wise? Right, we’ve got about 4 minutes left, I’d say. So, stick with me, my my my my friends. There’s our back entrance to the count house. I’m always going in the back entrance to the count house. The most frequented Gregs in the city center. Everybody’s stressing going to work. They all stand and queue up there. Get your cappuccino and your rolling bait in the morning. Go to your hell hole that you don’t want to be in just so that you can go into your other hell hole when you get home and your landlord can wipe you one day cuz you took the screw out of a plug socket anchor line. Amazing citizen. Amazing. You’ve got your Ralph and Fins. We were in there with amazing Kira. We did the cocktail video that ended with me getting kicked out of clubs cuz I want a day. There’s more film set stuff going on there. And of course, we’ve got Yazima, which we were in there with the amazing Kira as well. Beautiful cocktails and amazing staff. Oh, that’s not a dog, mate. That’s a polar bear. It’s presenting its [ __ ] to me. What’s going on here? Public toilets closed. Of course, you know, all dogs used to be wolves and then they bred them to be pugs. Do you The same thing is happening with us. Look at us. We’re like hunter gatherers. Instead of walking about gathering berries and seeds and nuts to enrich our health for ourself and our family, we’re collecting pot vinyls and plastic shapes of false stories. Automatons on a mission to gather fake love like Sha the dead echoes of the past wandering about banging into the outskirts of the Truman show frames. There we go. Walking into the sun set. What we got here? Old cell camera. I like it. [Music] so far away. Oh, emotional music. Wow. Feel so emotional. Going to think about my ex. Can’t remember her name, but [Music] right onwards, my friends. So, thank you so much for taking a we walk with me. We’ve got business to attend to. We’re going to be in a film. Going to get a catch up and I’ll let you know immediately as soon as I do what we’re going to be doing, where we’re going to be doing it, and where you can watch it. It will be when I was in Prime and Apple TV. Thank you very much for your support and we’re going to move onwards and upwards, my friends. I hope you have a great day. I’ll catch you very, very soon.

Glasgow Scotland Walk through Glasgow City centre