My First Visit to Tokyo Disneyland!! (Japan Trip Day 1)

My First Visit to Tokyo Disneyland!! (Japan Trip Day 1)

All [Music] right. So, welcome to whatever the [ __ ] this beginning of this video is. I’ve just boarded my flight to Tokyo from Newark, which is a 14-hour direct flight. And um I kind of balled out a bit. Got myself a first class seat. So, this is what we’re dealing with. Got a nice TV with leg room. Got the whole seat set up. Got a little vault for all of my [ __ ] Not bad. I don’t think I’m going to vlog anything else from the plane, but cool. Uh, Tokyo, here we come. I think I’m going to go straight to Tokyo Disneyland right after I get there. Yeah. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] All right. I’m in Tokyo. Well, specifically, I’m in Shiva at Tokyo Disney Resort at the Hilton Tokyo Bay, and I am about to walk over to Tokyo Disneyland right now. What the [ __ ] is going on? My dumb ass gets to do this. All right, look at this sick [ __ ] elevator. How do the buttons work? Okay, there we go. I’m absolutely [ __ ] floored that I’m even here. I’ve got about 5 hours left in the day at Tokyo Disney to go and try to get on everything. Hopefully I can get on Beauty and the Beast and Pooh’s Honey Hunt and then the credits there, too. But God, this is so cool. I’m a very excited boy. [Music] [Music] God damn. All right, I’m here. I’m waiting outside the front entrance of the park because Mark’s goofy ass has my ticket and I need to like wait for him to come over here and give it to me so I can get in. God damn, I’m so excited. And I think I’m going to get like 4 hours in the park. So, I’m just going to [ __ ] try to get on Beauty and the Beast and Poo Honey Hunt and then get the credits that are here cuz I’m not going to have much time for anything else. And a lot of the other rides are just rides that are at other parks. So, I uh am much more interested in the the two unique uh trackless dark rides here. Uh and then the coaster credits because counting credits is the only thing that is worth doing ever. So, yeah. smile. Thank you. We roll. This is so This is so sick. Hello there. Dude, this place is [ __ ] crazy, though. I don’t like like Baymax. That is what the Baymax ride is and it’s the most popular ride in the park. The queue is like 2 hours. Why is it like just that good? I was like I was just interacting with like employees here and I’m like what’s your favorite ride? Like when I took with them and like this guy is like hm the whole between the two parks. Paymax. I’m like paymax. And he’s like very high energy like like when I went there the ride offs were dancing. The people in the queue were dancing. Like they’re all just very like they’re like having a good like vibe. [Music] Oh yeah, there are two trains. So good. Wow. There are two trains on this. This is They were cycling the crap out of this earlier. Yo, if they’re st if they end up stacking a kitty coaster, that’d be [ __ ] awesome. [Music] [Music] Yeah. Really? Yeah. I think it’s never seen before. The wheels are maybe I’ll show you. I don’t mean it like I don’t mean it like we need. No one’s ever seen a POV of this kitty coaster ever. No one’s ever done it. And they won’t ever again. What do you like about her name? Koopa. A roller skater. Wow. This is what’s important about the ride. There’s a tunnel. I know there’s a tunnel back here. No one does cuz no one’s ever seen a video of this ride. That was hit me. Hit me. I wanted to get that. That’s so good. Stacking. Stacking. Yeah, we’re stacking. The the GoGo Gadget coaster was lit. It’s got such good theming and it has a chain lift which apparently is something that roller skaters don’t have. Cool. This park’s so cool. I don’t know. I’m kind of just rapid firing through. I don’t know if I’m going to get any footage. We’re going to do Roger Rabbit ride now. Okay. Bye. Walk away. [Applause] I think it only works sometimes. It only works when 10% of the time. Well, it just nutted, so I can’t It just nutted, so I can’t do it again. It’s got to reload [Music] now. He’s firing blanks. Let’s go. Yeah, that’s cool. I like that in the front row. [Music] audio, but it the video ends with the hook like perfectly solid. [Music] actually he moved for a second. All right. All of them going to move or just him. [Music] So when you go through here the [Music] That was cool as [ __ ] You’re very nice. [ __ ] happened to my hair? It’s actually such a good ride. The second room. Like, what the freak is going on in there? Everything is so intense. Like it’s so well done. And then the second room is like it’s like there’s two animatronics and you’re kind of in there for like a minute and a half or so and it’s like that’s that’s the only room I like that was like it cuz they weren’t like actually singing. They were just kind of like doing the same thing over and over again. But like that middle bit is so [ __ ] good. Like the like the dance at the beginning and then like the ballroom at the end is [ __ ] crazy. Oh no, that shit’s so good. That’s one of the best dark rides ever. Like it’s it’s almost like beautiful. Like there’s no Oh, it is beautiful. It’s just not like It’s not like an intense ride or anything. It’s just beautiful. So [ __ ] well done. Some of the effects in there are like as good as it gets. Masterpiece. Masterpiece. I’m only going to get to ride it once, but I’m glad I got to do it. Yeah, I think we’re going to go to Poo Honey Hunt now. Um it’s kind of hard to vlog in that big group of people, but shit’s so good. New Space Mountain. It’s going to be so good. Unfortunately, it’s not opening until 3 days from now. So, we don’t Unfortunately, it’s probably not going to work. Whatever. It’s It’s never going to work, dude. They Disney working with Intimate for the first last time. Well, actually, no, they worked with them at this park another time and also with Never mind. They worked with them a lot. I’m stupid. Okay, so the ride cycle just ended, but over here is the Baymax ride, which is like the most popular ride at both of these parks. Everyone just [ __ ] loves the ride cycle of it cuz everyone’s just dancing and going crazy. I should have filmed it while they were doing like the actual cycle, but like pretty much everyone [ __ ] loves this ride. It’s so cute. It’s literally just like one of those um little whip rides that they have at like all the Disney parks. I think like Astro Blasters is not Astro Blasters. Um the Space Ranger spin thing is like that. But like everyone [ __ ] loves this ride. It’s so cute. Like the little Baymax things just like like look at this line. It’s so goddamn long. It’s like spilling out of the queue to get over here. Everyone [ __ ] loves Baymax. It’s like a party. [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] These two dudes up here, they’re actually going crazy, dude. Are they market? Is it good? Target. Is it good? What’s in them? They’re desserts. A bunch of break. There’s like three of them. [Music] Cuz we’re still outside. [Music] So, I grew up watching like like like reading Winnie the Pooh and like watching all of that stuff as a kid. So, like when like Pooh’s Honey Hunt is amazing. Like that might be my favorite Dark Right here. I’ve only been on like three, but like I love that, right? That’s so goddamn good. I think it might be better than than Beauty and the Beast just like in terms of like funness. That shit’s so good. The the there’s like so many trippy ass scenes, so much going on. It was the first trackless dark ride and I feel like it’s one of the ones that uses the system the best. That slaps. [ __ ] awesome ride. [Music] Hey, where are we bringing this? We’re doing a shooting dark. It’s green. We’re going You’ll be doing the most, bro. I appreciate you. Like the next train like All right. Go back. Where’s the bag? Touch the waterfall. Touch the waterfall. So the [ __ ] out your arm out. Oh, she got it all over. Ready? Look. See, there’s no drop track. [Music] I got to basically tell you what happened. I think I drove by myself. I puked everywhere. You need to shut the ride down. I got pretty You literally just got water all over and me. You got it on me, too. Heat. Heat. [Music] Hi. [Music] [Music] There’s the back. Oh, this the only time I’ve seen a fake switch track. Look at this. Right. Look right. Yeah. Yeah. Here it comes. Here it comes. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Here. Here. Fake switch track. I’ve never seen that. That’s pretty cool. And then it’s just like a little train. Stay seated till you’re asked to step out. Big Thunder Mountain. Big Thunder Mountain shit’s always going to be good. It’s basically the same as the one in Orlando. So, uh, nothing really new there, but gas and at night always good. We basically can’t see [ __ ] Like, pretty hard to brace yourself for stuff, but there wasn’t much to brace for on this one. Always a blast. I think we’re doing Splash Mountain now, but so [ __ ] good. Got up in like an hour. Yeah, you know, [Music] splash. It was very cool to get on Splash Mountain again. Um, even if I could understand what was being said, you kind of know already. But yeah, it’s a good ride. always has been, always will be. Um, got pretty soaked. Pair’s nice sllicked back now. But I think the park is getting to the point where all the rides are closing and we’re not going to get get on anything else. But in terms of like one like quarter day, pretty happy with all that. So yeah, mean the park’s open 9 to 9. I only got 4 hours out of 12 and I’m pretty proud of that. So yeah, I don’t know if there’s anything else that’s going to happen, but I’ll show you if there is. [Music] No, I don’t want to go back to Orlando without this. Bring it. Bring it with us. Okay. [ __ ] awesome. Sorry, I forgot. I forgot we have the best ride in all. I forgot that Tron was the best ride in Disney World. It’s so [ __ ] good. The wait times are that if it’s so long, why would it be so long if it wasn’t good? Oh, he’s got another intellectual statement, dude. I know what I’m talking about. I got to pee. No, now I have to ride Guardians. [ __ ] I hate that ride. You have to ride the People Mover. So stupid. Is he going to let us pee this way? So, we just did last ride of the night for us on uh uh Beauty and the Beast, which is awesome. And this time we had uh some people in the other uh ride vehicles who were like waving and laughing with us. So, it made it more interactive. Ton of fun. It’s such a good dark ride. I don’t I actually think Pooze is still better, but it’s a really [ __ ] good dark ride. This park is awesome. It’s a lot of like rides that you can find at the American park, so I’m not super like devastated that I didn’t get on most of the rides here, but I got on the ones I wanted to, so I’m happy. We’ll uh I don’t think this will be very long in terms of vlogs, but uh I hope you guys enjoy this one, and uh I’ll talk to you on the next video. Deuces. [Music]

In July of 2025, I took a two-week trip through Japan, beginning with a half day at Tokyo Disneyland! Here is the vlog of that first day.

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