Angeles City Lifestyle – Fatima’s New Fashion, Cooking Chicken Tinola, & 5 Ladies Get Cheetah Pants!

Angeles City Lifestyle – Fatima’s New Fashion, Cooking Chicken Tinola, & 5 Ladies Get Cheetah Pants!

You’re going to get her to wear that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Try it. Try it. No. No. No. No. You have to try it before you complain. Got another fight going on, folks. Another fight. Can’t fight. Can’t fight. You have to try it first. Oh, Lord. Okay, folks. Want to welcome you. Yes. Yes. I captured you coming through the right door today. Good morning. It’s the beautiful girly, the beautiful Jessica. Good morning. Good morning. Another vlog. That’s right. Another show here, folks. Yeah, I caught you ladies coming through the right door. Boom. The beautiful Ivy. How are you? And the beautiful Ruby. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Uh, Tanola Mano. Tanola Manote. Manote. Yeah. Tanola Manote. That’s chicken tanola. Good morning. Good morning, Annabelle. How are you? I am good. Can you tell us what you have here? Is it what what do you call this? Malong. Malongi. Malongi. Malongi. Or is that a flower bouquet for me? Yeah. I’m just kidding. So, where did we get the malongai? Outside. Outside. We borrowed it from the neighbor’s tree. Nobody tell the neighbor. Straight into the action here. No need to wait. And can you tell us what you’re what you’re doing there? Prepare. It looks like you’re putting a wax job on. Yeah. Removing the removing the the white one. Okay. Hold on. Oh, I got to get a closeup of this. Okay. So, can you explain to us what you’re doing there? I’m removing the the white one. I don’t Oh, so you so you chopped off you like chopped off the may his. So, you like scalped it and now you’re Oh, I’ll I’ll remove the white one. This because the sticky thing sticky. Yeah. Ah, cuz it’s sticky. And what is that that you’re chopping on? This. Huh? Okay, folks. That’s a sciote. Easy, baby. Easy. Easy on the FX3. Old girl and the beautiful Miss Girly. How are you this morning? I’m good. You were an absolute superstar on yesterday’s show and somebody suggested they want you to wear stretchables, but it looks like you’re wearing stretchables today. Sort of. But I have a special gift for you. What? Yep. But I have to go upstairs to get it and then we take a break. Oh my gosh, I’m so excited. What are you? It’s a It’s a surprise. Oh my gosh. Okay. It’s a surprise. Surprises. I’m not sure if you’re going to like it or not. Okay. But it’s a surprise. The father. This is the mother. This is the child. Okay. So, you’re separating the malungi. Yes. Yes. Okay. So, are you just picking the leaves off or there is a separation process? We’re going to separate it from this one cuz this is big. We cannot eat the stem of it. Okay. So, you got to remove the stems. Yes. Okay. But all the leaves are fair game. Oh, yes. Okay. But the stems? No. What What about these twigs? Are these good or not? No, that’s not good. You know what? You know what I can use these for? What? For Christmas decorations for the Christmas party. Yeah. I think it’s not even Christmas is dead already. They’re going to be Oh, it’s going to be dead because I was going to make a Christmas tree out of this. I’m going to make a Christmas tree out of the manga. Oh, you have Christmas. So folks, yeah, welcome to today’s show. Welcome to the show. Maybe I’m out of frame there. What are we going to make with the tanola? Just canola and rice or anything else? Uh, this is our ingredients. I don’t know. Don’t know. Ano ba yung? Aruno ninola. Tinola. And Jessica is going to cook ampalaya and canola. Ampalaya and tanola. And Ivy, what does your shirt say today? Everything hurts. But what and I’m tired. Tired for everything. Everything is hurt. I’m tired. Oh my goodness. It’s justing the It’s just natural. Natural morning. No stress, just enjoying the day. What time do you ladies get up in the morning? I four 5:30 5:30. 6:00 in the morning. Sometimes 6. Yeah. Oh my gosh, I’m shy. What time do you get up early? 6. At 6:00 6:30. Yeah, but it’s different when no school. I wake up like 10. No school cuz I don’t really eat breakfast. When I wake up, I drink coffee. Yeah. Then like lunch 2:00. So if no school, you sleep in. That’s because that’s the Filipina’s favorite thing to do is sleep. Yeah. Sleep is That’s what I think. Agree. Especially Especially this one here. It’s her favorite thing to do is sleeping. If she have a choice to eat or sleep, she going to sleep and then wake up and eat. Choose to sleep. Now, Thai ladies are different. Thai ladies, they want to go eat first, they’ll sleep later. But Filipinos, they value sleep. Number one, in my experience, no. Fatima, are you going to do any work or just observe and supervise? Huh? So there you go folks. There’s the malongai. They got this off of the malongai tree. And then there is the aftermath that I could use that for Christmas decorations or Christmas tree. That’s already bad. Baby, is this the same leaves that I used to smoke my tobacco? Yes or no? Is this the same leaves that I used to smoke the tobacco? What tree is that? That’s the mongai tree. Oh, right. That’s the lumbboy tree. The lumbboy tree. That’s where I get my leaves to smoke tobacco. Baby, next time you go to the market, you got to get me some tobacco and some lumb. I thought about you so much. I wanted to give you these flowers. Understand is cooking, folks. Turn off the faucet first cuz it’s wasting. She got to turn off the water hose over there, folks. If you’re just joining us, yes, I got a water hose run through the window because water. There’s a small leak on the faucet. So, we just turned the faucet water off to prevent the leak. And we just ran a water hose. When old single dad gets around to it, I will fix the uh the water hose. Okay. So, what do you got going on over here, girly? I’m going to cut this one. And what’s the name of this one? Ampalaya or Ampalaya? Cutting my head off here. If you’re going to buy a lens and you’re starting out in this game, do not buy a prime lens. Buy a 20 to 70 or the 24 to 105. There you go. If you’re a Sony shooter, the 20 to 70, the new one, the F4, or the 24 to 105, the old proven workhorse. Okay. If you buy a prime lens, you will continuously move the tripod or your legs. I’m shooting on a 35mm 1.4 G Master lens right now. It’s absolutely gorgeous. Especially at night, you can open it wide open to the 1.4, but it’s uh it’s more of a take your time, finesse it studio type lens. It’s not a run and gun when things are happening quickly. So, I love the lens. I love the way it works, but it’s a specialty lens. It’s like a sniper rifle. It’s like an M24. Go, more like a You need a M4. That’s a 20 to 70 or 24 to 105. Trust me. Biggest mistake I made when I bought this FX3 was I bought the wrong lens. Enough camera talk. Okay. Are we doing cheese? No. No. No. Just talking about the food. We’re talking about the food. Okay. I’m just making sure. I don’t want to have to cuz I don’t speak it. Yeah. I I say to ano to girl I fast to cooking. I’ll fast to cook. Well, I have I have a new I have a new plan. Oh, don’t disturb. Oh, I’m disturbing you, too. Okay. But I think I have a new plan Fatima Fatima because Jessica is always in a rush to prepare the vegetables. So what I think is that you and Ruby should do all the prep work, you know, prepare the vegetables. So when the chef gets here, all she has to do is start cooking because this is what’s called prep work. Yeah. So, next time, old single dad has got to inject some efficiency into this world famous award-winning cooking show cuz she’s doing all the work. There’s not enough time. We’re on a time crunch here. We only have about a 2hour window to film this show and then the show turns in the set turns into a pumpkin. Everybody has to go. Speaking of that, big pumpkin, you look beautiful today, baby. Looks so pretty. What do you think about that? I’ll have the ladies prepare the vegetables before you get here so you don’t have to do all the chopping work. It’s okay. It’s okay. It seems like you’re used to easy. It’s so easy for her because she likes to She likes She likes to do it. Okay. All right. But for us now, not not cooking. Yeah. Cuz yesterday So, you know, yesterday you were slicing that so slow. Yeah, we were wondering not used to it if you would be done by Christmas. Okay. So, if it’s not broke, folks, don’t fix it. She wants to do the chopping. Let her do the chopping. But, uh, we could do the prep work before she gets here. But, it’s a chef’s choice. She said no. She’s going to take care of all that. Got the rice cooker going over there. The gigantic rice cooker. The light is on. the orange light. Okay, now hold on. Come over here and tell everybody what you’re eating, baby. Come here. Get in frame. Show everybody what you’re eating. Banana. Banana. Okay, this is called a Aang banana or I know banana. Banana pancake. Okay, show the viewers. That’s a banana pancake. Where did you get the banana pancake and how much got it from the Annabel? At the pudding pudding pudding. How much was it? He just made it. Daddy of daddy. Ah, okay. All right. So, the boss made that. Yeah, the boss made. Shout out to her boss. It looks absolutely just beautiful. And finally, like a champion. One thing about Fatima, you don’t have to tell her to come eat. She’s already there. Baby, as usual, can can I get something to drink? Can a brother get a table dance? I need something to drink. Yes, I take something to drink. Thank you for asking, baby. Thank you for asking if the phone guy wanted something to drink. Thank you very much. Stress up Monday here, folks. Now, baby, I have a I have a gift for girly. Now, don’t tell her what it is. You know what I’m talking about, right? It’s up there in my suitcase. Just don’t You know what it is, but don’t tell don’t tell. What? It’s in my suitcase. It came from Walmart. Montana. Straight from America. You know what I’m talking about, right? Baby, you’re still not tracking on what I’m talking about. Are we making tang again today? Yeah, budget. What? Okay. So, just tell the viewers how much is the tang to make a picture of tanges? 20. Okay. 20 pesos for the tang. and the tang. I think it’s just one or two. One or two. Just one or two. So 20 plus 20. So this is 40 pesos. Yes. Okay, folks. So 40 pesos will make the tang for today’s breakfast. 20 pesos each. But you need two to make this big picture. That’s right. Put it over ice in my chalice. Look at that. Look at all that food in that freezer, folks. Doomsday preppers. Doomsday preppers here. I’m a professional chef. I can I can use I can use a knife. Uh maybe not as quick as you, but I will demonstrate. Maybe that’s that’s a plate. You’re going to break the plate. But she at least she’s not using the good knife. Now, hold up that busted up thing of ice so you can show the people what the ice looks like when you bust it up. I’m not going to bust up. Okay. Did you make sure there are no pieces of plastic in my ice? Huh? Now, it’s going to splash up tang everywhere if you do that. That’s why you have to buy the the And see, when you pull it off the top, that’s when the little piece on the end sticks to the end. Now, there’s a piece of plastic in there. I guarantee it. Guarantee. Guaranteed. Because you just pulled it off. You should have run some hot water over. There better not be no plastic in my chest under here. You don’t tell girly. You don’t tell girly what the gift is. But I can’t believe that you can’t even guess. Don’t say nothing. [Music] All right, folks. I have revealed I have revealed to Fatima what the gift is for this one. No guarantee she’s going to wear [Music] one by one. I’m not sure how many I got. So many viewers out there know exactly what I’m talking about. You’ve seen this one and a few others. It came from Walmart clearance rack in Montana. Looks like we got some cooking action going on over here. Stephen Spielberg had the focus lock for like the past 10 minutes. Probably everything is out of focus. Let’s see what we got going on in the large 3 two core cast iron combo cooker. Folks, that piece of gear right there is made in America by the good folks down in South Pittsburgh, Tennessee, my friends. action. We’ll put the ginger. Ginger’s in first. Welcome the ginger to the hot tub. Wow, the smell is uh wonderful in this kitchen. Somebody needs to invent smell vision so y’all can smell what I’m smelling in this kitchen right now with that ginger. And then here comes the onion. Look at that right there. And she’s going to work here on the amplaya. Yeah. Uncle is very bitter. Yeah, it’s yummy. Yummy. You know, most most uncle that I eat, I I don’t like it, but the way Jessica cooks it, it’s not too bitter for me. Wow. Thank you. Yeah. I don’t know what you is a good cook. She’s a very good cook. I don’t know what she does, but it’s uh it’s okay for me. Thank you. You’re welcome, D. Look at old Steven Spielberg got a shadow. There you go. Now we don’t have a shadow. So in goes the bird manote. This rice cooker just steaming away like a little train that could choo choo. Look at that. Can always find your way to the kitchen in a Filipina house. Why? Because of that orange light right there. There always be an orange glow in the kitchen here in the Philippines. Annabelle’s going to work on this. Good work out of it. You’re much quicker than girly. Yesterday, girly was just like taking forever. That’s her cooking area here. [Music] Baby, baby, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. No. No. No. No. No. We don’t put oil in the in the so late. I already put in there. Man, I brought that all the way from Walmart in America. We don’t use that for oil storage. That’s for drinking only. That’s a That’s an expensive insulated cup. We need to transfer because Okay. Couldn’t Couldn’t you take an old plastic cup to store the used oil? Okay. But now it doesn’t make me want to go drink ice water out of that damn insulated mug, dude. Ah, you know how expensive that thing was? I think I paid $8 for that. Just going to put the put the used oil in the fake Yeti cup. You can’t make this up, folks. You cannot make this up. [Music] How long have you been using the fake Yeti cup to store used oil? Do you realize that now every time I take a drink of water, it’s going to taste like chicken grease? Okay, but the the We don’t have an old plastic cup that would work better. How about that? You just use the first thing you put your hands on. That’s what I get because I’m too going quickly. So, I don’t have to. Well, that’s why y’all use my good knives to chop the ice. I’ll turn off the I’m in everybody’s way, folks. Got this camera, this tripod. What I can do here? This one look cool using the fake Yeti cup. It’s not even clean oil, baby. That’s the dirty oil. Now it’s it’s going to It’s going to taste like oil and greasy chicken. There’s no They’re not concerned. They’re not concerned. You think about fat using my good insulated Yeti cup to store used cooking oil. I don’t want that because I I take good care of my water bottles. I do too. Yeah. So, I don’t like what she did. That one the lid of that is already broken. Even if she’s my friend, I don’t like what you did. That one the lid of that is already broken. pencil I cannot use. Okay, so I told y’all everything in the Philippines is broken, right? So this Yeti cup, fake Yeti cup from Walmart should have lasted for 30 years. You always blame the boy. Okay, she anything’s broken, she’ll blame Forest G cuz she knows I won’t get mad. She broke the lid. to break that because I don’t have She broke the lid and now she’s using a very nice insulated mug as a used oil storage device. But girly is not cool with it. You know why? Because Girly, see Fatima is in suburban life training right now, right? But girly she she has her she has her tab for suburban life, right? because you’ve lived the suburban lifestyle for a long time, living this lifestyle, right? So for 11 years, girl has been living in this environment. She knows not to chop ice with a knife or to do that to the insulated Yeti cup. My mom’s been living with me for about eight years. Wow. Except I’m done. Exit. I’m sorry. Okay. Okay. I exit. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Sh. The chef threw everybody out of the kitchen. Yeah. Chef said get out of here. There were too many cooks in the kitchen. The chef said Marcos. I said, “What does that mean?” Go away. Go away. I’m cooking. You’re disturbing me. That’s it. She said, “Get that. You ain’t got to go home, but you got to get the hell up out of here.” I’m going to cook rice again. Okay. What you doing with the rice? I’m putting it here. So then I’ll I’ll cook another tricker because your rice cooker is so cute. Just like me. That that rice cooker is huge, girly. No, that thing is huge. We Filipinos love to eat rice. Okay. So, how many cooks do you have to make in this small rice cooker? Three. Three. You got to do three. So, if we use this rice cooker for the Christmas party, that’s going to be real funny, right? Yeah. You going have to keep making rice the whole time. Like, we’re going to cook rice like five times. Now, folks, I bought that because only Big Pumpkin is really the rice eater. Ruby is only a small one. You have to buy another rice cooker because they love they love to eat rice. I know. I got to go get every meal. I’m going to get the biggest rice cooker I can find. What’s the progress on the canola? Jessica, what you got going on? I’ll put water. Little bit of water for the soup. And she’s going with the magic syrap later. I’ll put the magic syrup. Mattel the egg. the head. And what are you going to do with the egg? Battel that goes in the amalaya or the Yeah, in the in the Yeah. Folks, I told the ladies yesterday, I said, “Hey, be prepared for a live stream.” Uh, I ran out of time and I’m just making excuses. You know, excuses like [ __ ] Everybody got one. I failed to execute, but it was a time crunch. So, I am going to fire this show up in a live stream format. Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day, maybe next week. Okay? So, you have to stay tuned. You got to bear with me. All right? I’m a oneman show, old Steven Spielberg. It just takes a lot of setting up and running some cables and click click click and a lot of prep. And sometimes I just run out of time. And I said, “You know what? Uh, I got to back off and punt, get the regular filming gear ready cuz they’re going to be walking through that door any moment and I’m not ready for the live stream. There you go. I fired the the director. He’s fired. If y’all ain’t figured it out, the director is this guy. Also, the cinematographer, the sound guy, the producer, and the main talent. It’s locked, baby. Baby, that’s uh authorized entry only. You need a chair. All right. Come get the keys out of my pocket. Come on. Go ahead and play a game of pocket pool. Get it, baby. Get it. Get it. girl is getting a head start on washing the dishes. Very proactive. Likes to plan ahead. This is malongai. Okay. So, you’re washing the malongai. Yeah. And I’m still trying to get to the bottom of where you ladies stole this malongai off. We just asked their neighbor. We asked for Oh, you asked for permission. Yeah. All right. Well, good for y’all. Good for y’all. Usually, Fatima just uh borrows it off the tree. We asked permission to your neighbor that we can if we can get this malai and she told us, “Okay, you get a lot.” No problem. Yeah. Awesome. Thank you to our neighbor. Yeah. Got this capp over here. Again, this is a little induction burner because I stole her gas tank from my pizza oven, but she really wants her gas stove back. Yeah, she wants the gas tank back. What do you think I should do, girly? Should I get it back? To put it back, the gas tank. Yeah, but you have It’s much easier when you cook with the gas. I know, but girly, you got to try my biscuits tomorrow. Tomorrow, I’m going to make you some biscuits. What’s the some biscuits? Some homemade biscuits? But there’s no class tomorrow and Friday. Ah, well, you have to wait till Monday for my homemade biscuits in the pizza oven. Oh. So, if I give her gas tank back, I can’t make you any homemade biscuits. It’s fine. Okay. Now, listen. Have you guessed what your gift is going to be? No. You’re surprised? No. You might be shocked. What is it? Just have to wait and see. I’ll bring it after breakfast. Onion has made everybody cry. [Music] Grape one. So, how many eggs are you putting in the amplaya? Five. Five eggs. Because the amplaya is four pieces. So, four amplaya and she’s adding five eggs. It’s up to you. If you want more egg, then you can put more eggs. But five is enough. Yeah. Girly, I think that my kitchen is the cleanest it’s ever been after you leave from cleaning. I don’t think it’s ever this clean. Because I love cleaning because I don’t know how to cook him. That’s my job. Cleaning the house. My goodness. Me, I cook. I clean. I cook. I clean. I I’ll do do dancing. Dancing. Singing. Dancing. Yeah. I’m looking forward to hearing you ladies singing some vid joking. Oh, she she’s good at singing. I can’t wait. Oh, a love song. Going to singing some love songs. Yeah. What do you want me to sing? Anything you want. I know you want is English. sayote going into the hot tub. If you’re just joining us, she’s making chicken tanola. Canola goes in with the magic syrup. Usually I ban magic syrap, but uh since she’s the chef, I’m going with magic syrap. Magic syrup because they have I know they you don’t have any magic the MSG. Yeah. Yeah. I ban that too. Ah, so you’re not eating food with I know with magic syrup or Yeah, I b that. Well, because here’s this is the reason why. There’s a lots of Yeah. And number one, it’s not good for you in my belief. But number two, when we went down to her village to her, all they cook with is magic sarrap, salt, and soy sauce. Yeah. Okay. And and the MSG, the ginoto, whatever it is. Yeah. You know, the chin that that’s what we call that aimoto. Okay. So, that’s all they cook with. So, every meal that you eat is the same same taste. They don’t change it. Yeah. So, when I came back up here, I said, “Yeah, let’s change it up a bit.” You know, Fatima, are you trying to win the fashion award today? Cuz you got the the those uh shorts skirt on. You’re looking very beautiful today, Fatima. She’s in competition for the fashion award. [Music] But Ivy’s coming in here. I think I think Ivy’s got her beat. He’s got her beat on the fashion today. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Baby, I’m I’m down on one knee for the angle on the dangle. [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] Where’s the ring? Well, see, that’s the one problem. See, I’m holding I’m holding a camera and a tripod, not a ring. [Music] propose to Here’s the problem. Since I bought this camera, I can’t afford a ring. You see, ladies, I I had a very important decision to make. So, when you were saying I was down on one knee, right? But I was holding this camera. I wasn’t down on one knee to propose this camera. I was trying to get the right angle on the dangle. So, a few years ago, I had a dilemma. I could either build her a house in her village or buy this camera. Which do you think I did? Which option did I take? Baby, baby, it’s a joke. You’re looking at the camera. Is it true? Yes, it’s true. No, I had a choice. Either build her a house in the village or buy this camera. But that’s why you look so beautiful on the big screen. [Music] So, I’m going to ask you ladies. I’m going to ask you ladies. Did I make the right decision? Ah, we’ll ask Fatima. Okay. Did I make the right decision? I don’t know. I can’t I can’t know. Oh, we’ll ask Fatima. But baby, this this is a Sony. Listen, you’re not This is a Sony FX3. But don’t don’t you think I made the right decision? I bought this camera so you ladies will look so beautiful on the screen. But Fatima doesn’t like it. I’m still angry. Oh, you got you got angry over that decision. I didn’t know you were angry, big pumpkin. See? See? Look at her face. Why did I buy this one? But when I have a lots of cameras, you have a lot. Because ladies, because this camera has a full-frame sensor and that’s a 35 mm 1.4 G Master lens and it makes you ladies look so beautiful on my viewers 95 in TV. But if I built her a house, how does that contribute to your beauty on the big screen? You see? You see? Now you understand why I bought the camera, right? See, she’s still pissed. She’s still pissed, but she’s beautiful on the big screen. See, that’s right. You don’t want me to film this on an action cam. You see what I’m saying? Now, but ladies, that was years ago. That that was 2 3 years ago. Now this is old technology. Now I’m looking I’m looking for a new camera. 3 years baby. The camera is 3 years old. It’s 3 years old. So it’s time for a new one. Big pumpkin. Okay. So we’re going to postpone your house another 3 years. Okay. You okay with that? Huh? You just buy her house here in Pang. Great idea. So we can visit you often. That’s a great idea. I’m not going to be moving back to Sibu anytime soon. I have my feel of Sibu. Only place I’ll move to Sibu is Bentan Island. I like the island. Is it nice there? Yeah, the island’s very nice. Yeah, very nice. But you don’t got to worry about me. There’s a lot of jellyfish. Nah, sometimes. But there’s jellyfish everywhere sometimes. I know the article you’re talking about cuz somebody got stung by jellyfish and died. All right. It made the national news. Yeah. Uh but no, you don’t got to worry about me moving away, darling. I’m not moving back down to her province. Let’s buy her house here in Pampanda. That’s a great idea. So we can visit you. Yeah. And you know what? My buddy, his name is Johnny. He runs a bamboo shop and makes bah kubos. Oh yeah. Yeah. So I’m going to buy her a nice bah kubo here in Pampanga. here. Yeah. I’m I’m going to buy you the best kubo. Bah kubo that Johnny can make up at his shop. Okay. Wait, wait a minute. You ladies, you ladies don’t want to live in a bahubo. I know. But then But the bajakubo is earthquake proof, ladies. It’s earthquake proof. Really? What do you think about a a good bahubo? If I buy her a very nice bahubo, I don’t know because I like like this house. Really like it. She like the suburban lifestyle. That’s right. So, so your chatmate, you told him, “Hey, I can’t live in the village. I got to live in uh a nice neighborhood.” I I can live in Yeah. As long as as long as he loves me and I love him. Yeah. That’s a great answer. We can survive. As long as we love each other, you can survive. Yeah. You can survive. Okay, Jessica, what we got going on? The soup is almost done. Almost done, folks. It’s almost done. Okay. Just need the malongai. I’ll put the malongai later. Really? You can sleep over anytime you want. I can sleep over in this bed. That’s it. Do it. You’re going to get her to wear that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Try it. No. No. No. No. You have to try it before you complain. Got another fight going on, folks. Another fight. Can’t fight. Can’t fight. You have to try it first. Oh, no. Try it on, baby. Try it on. Try it on. Just try on the crop like she that showing her stretch mark. It’s nice. I love the beautiful stretch marks. Let’s try it on. It’s a beautiful skirt. Try the crop top. Okay. Okay. We’re going to ask to to dress up first at try this on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I’m going here. I think I’ve seen her. I think I’ve seen her naked before a couple times. I’m going to to watch her. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. Now, folks, I can’t show you the old lady changing, but she’s putting on a crop top. Girl is supervising the dressing operation because I want them to be confident to what they’re going to wear all the time. You just have to be confident. I think that’s true. That’s her problem. She’s just not confident. Everybody has flaws. That’s right. Yeah, we all have flaws. Come on, baby. Come on out. Let’s see. Like this, girl. Get out here, girl. Let’s go. Get out here, big mama. Come on, baby. Look at her. She’s so beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful baby. Baby. Oh [ __ ] Almost busting my ass. Don’t pull it down. Pull it up. Maybe [Applause] see. Oh, fashion line. Passion. Walk. Walk line. Going to market. If you wear that, you win. Padma, you will win the fashion contest every day. Hey, one day that wasn’t going on. I’m going to give her a glass of crop tops. That’s wonderful. He’s already in there. She already took it off. Why? Why? That’s what I’m trying to ask. Why did you take it off? Big pumpkin. Nice. Just one more time, baby. I had the lighting. It was back lit. I’m going to do a fashion show next time. That would be You know what? A fashion show would be wonderful. Honey, put that crop top on, baby. Before I’m I’m going to teach Fatima to wear crops. You’re going to teach Ruby, too? Yeah. I wear this one. Oh, you’ll wear it. Okay. All right. Well, wonderful. I got this bag here. It’s Cabela’s bag. I got this at the thrift shop. Man, that thrift shop in Gray Falls is such a great uh deal. when I was there a year ago. Now, Goodwill sucked. Salvation Army, all those other chain places, it was more expensive uh than going to Walmart. You might as well go to Walmart and buy your stuff there new. But this one thrift shop, I don’t even want to tell you where it’s at. Everybody will make a run on it up there. I got uh some luggage. I got this bag. I think it’s buck. It’s a great little duffel bag. Anyhow, that’s not the point of what I’m doing. It’s what’s in the bag. Okay, I got a bag full of Drum roll, please. Let me lock the door so they don’t come in here. Okay, it’s locked. Drum roll, please. What do you think I’m going to see if girly will wear? Boom. Cheetah pants. Oh, yes. Stretchable cheetah pants. Tough cotton. Extra durable. $1. These were $1. If you could see that $1. And my buddy man, shout out to you, dog. He said, “Man, you better buy every one of those they got.” And I did. Now look, y’all have seen everybody wear them from Fatima to Kamani to PF, Flo, Maddie. How many pairs do I have? Okay, there’s number two. Actually, I gave them to grandma, too. I gave them to grandma. Auntie Raquel. Okay, there’s three. There’s four. Holy [ __ ] Am I going to have enough for all these ladies? There’s five. Uh, I got five pair. And then boom, the spaghetti tops. Now, you’ve seen Fatima wear these. You’ve seen the ladies wear these. But I got one, two, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Spaghetti tops. Damn, I’ve been looking all over for these socks. They’ve been in this bag. That’s what you get when you tell your Filipino wife to unpack your suitcase. They never do a good job. Looking all over for them socks. And I have one long sleeve red shirt. And I’ll keep this for Fatima. Maybe she’s got to wear this for the Christmas party. $1. While I’m at it, I’ll check the zipper on this bag here to see what else is in there. Oh, there’s a million dollars. Nope. Not even close. How about nothing but my socks? At least I found my socks. So, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll just put everything back in the bag and I’ll take it down here. And how many ladies I got there? I think I got six or seven ladies. There’s seven ladies in the Searite girls. One is uh hasn’t been joining us lately. She’s been tied up. But there you go. Now, I’ll go ahead and velcro the handle so these ladies aren’t tempted to get into the bag before breakfast is over. It’s the anticipation, you know? It’s like, oh, hitting the microphone there. It’s like tick tock. Not the platform, but it’s like the clock, right? You’re getting sleepy. I’ve been showing I showed the old lady and the kids. You know that show ALF back in the day, right? And at first, Big Pumpkin wasn’t interested. But I know her well enough now to know what she will think is funny as hell. And she thinks all the old shows are funny. And I knew if she just sat down and watched that, she’d be addicted. So now her and Maria love watching Alf. They watch like three episodes. Uh just good, clean fun. You know, if you don’t know who Alf is, he’s a furry alien that stays with a family. He is always trying to eat the cat. Drinks beer. Trashes the house. He’s a handful. Uh, all right. I’m going back downstairs. Back to the show. Oh, why are you bringing bag? I packed my bag. I’m leaving. You’re leaving? Oh, no. On a jet plane. Don’t know how back again. No, girly. Girly, I have your surprise in this bag. But I can’t I can’t tell you what it is. You can’t see it till after breakfast. Oh my gosh. How many ladies are here today? One. Oh my god. Four. Four. Count again. Five. Five. All right. We almost ready to eat, ladies. Look at this spread to date. Before we get started, I’ll show you the chicken. Fresh chicken right there. Whoa. Sorry, darling. I’m right in your way. Tomorrow, I’m going to give her my welding gloves to deal with the cast iron. She just brings it over. I got some nice welding gloves, obviously. Darling, tomorrow I’m going to give you my welding gloves so you don’t have to burn your hands. Look at that beautiful spread today, folks. We are eating like kings and queens. Okay, folks. Welcome. Welcome to breakfast. Welcome to breakfast. Got chicken on the menu. Ampalaya, a big pot of rice. Now, how many times did it take on the rice cooker to make that bowl? Three. Two. Two. Yeah. So, folks, since we since we got an extended uh amount of content today, look at her using that big word content. I got plenty of footage. So, I’m not going to sit here and uh film while we eat. That way, everybody can cheese me and talk freely and not worry about my camera sitting over there. So, uh we’ll just say enjoy eating with us. And then the next clip you’re going to see, stay with us, is I’m going to show these ladies what’s in that bag over there. So, ladies, after we eat, I’m going to show you what’s in that blue bag. Girly surprise. Oh my gosh. But but wait, there’s more. There’s more. There might be a small surprise for each of you ladies. Okay. There could be a surprise in that bag for each of you ladies. And and not and not to leave you out, sir. There might be a surprise for you. Oh, thank you. But you might want to give it away. You’ll see what I’m talking about. All right. So, I have in this bag right here, in this Cabela’s bag right here, a special gift. Oh, thanksgiving gift. Well, it’s not it may not be for everybody. Okay. But I’m going to start out by giving uh the first gift to Miss Girly. Here you go. Right here. Right there. I love wearing leggings. Okay. Those are those are the cheetah pants. X other are you running the show or me? Can you extra? Oh, this extra XL. Can you calm down just a little bit? Now listen, the top that goes with this is the spaghetti top. Me again. Yes. [Applause] So, everybody’s going to want to see you in this uniform. Oh, thank you. All right. So, what do you ladies what do you ladies think? She’s going to look good in that. Yeah. All right. But wait. But wait over here for Ruby. XL. Now look. Y’all can y’all can change the sizes later. I don’t know what size uniform. Okay, there you go. School lord. Okay, Jessica. This is my for my It’s nice. And ate Annabelle. This you a top and a bell. Thank you. Now, you’ve already Okay. Now, look. I don’t want I don’t want to leave out. You want us to wear it? Like, can like It’s up to you. Okay, honey. Stop for a sec. Let stop for a sec. Let me run the show. Okay, stop for a second. Ladies, ladies. Okay, listen. Can you ask the kuya to come in here? cuz I want to give him one to give to his lady. Yeah. What size? Tell you to come in here. They’re looking for the size mar. [Music] Thank you. You’re welcome. Thank you. Thank you for [Music] I didn’t want to leave you left out, man. But these are ladies clothes, so I’m not suggestion suggesting that you wear this. Okay. But you give that to one of your lady friends. Okay. Yeah. That’s not for you to wear. That’s so small. No, I have a daughter. I have a daughter. Okay. Now, everybody listen. This bag has some different sizes. So now you’re welcome to sort out the sizes. And also the pants. You may need you may need to exchange the pants among yourself. The pants might be different sizes. Thank you so much. You’re very, very like this one. I like it. Come on. Come on, man. Oh, Lord. What we got going on here? It fit. You said it fits. All right, buddy. Yeah, man. Get one, whatever size you need. You can change it out, man, for your wife or daughter, whatever you got there. Thank you very much. You’re welcome. You’re welcome, buddy. Yeah. Try n. We’re going to try. You want us to try it? We’ll try it. It’s up to you. And then we’re going down. You have time? Yes. And then we’re going down to your stairs. Time. 10:00. You got time? If you ladies would try them on, everybody would love to see you ladies in the cheetah pants. At least I’d love to see that. I don’t know about y’all. But ladies, you you are by no means uh by no means am I telling you or forcing you to wear the cheetah pants. Okay, we’re going to try it and then we’re going down to your stage. Come on down. Come on down. Is it okay for you? It’s okay. And Ruby, if you don’t want to wear it, you don’t have to. It’s up to you, folks. I’m not running any type of uh forcing people to do what they don’t want to do here on my show. It’s all voluntary. Even gave a pair, like I said, I gave a pair to grandma, auntie Raquel. Hey, Auntie Auntie Meno wore the shirt, too, right? But not the pants. Not the pants. But ladies, this is straight from America. I bought it at Walmart where they have clearance sales, right? So you can find good deals. Your daughter can wear that. Okay. Tell her straight out of America from Montana. And folks, I’m going to get ready. These ladies are coming down the stairs. I better get the camera set up. All right, so they’re going to be coming down the stairs here, folks. Be coming down the runway here any moment now. The suspense is killing me. These ladies look going to look good. Anytime, ladies. We’re waiting your arrival. Whoa. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. My goodness. My goodness. Wow. Oh my goodness. They They fit wonderful. Got one more coming down. Oh, that’s all right, darling. Like I said, this is voluntary. I’m not enforcing or encouraging anybody to wear this stuff. It’s up to them. But I did give it to them as a gift, and they’re Thank you, King Marcus. You’re very welcome, beautiful girl. You look absolutely just outstanding. They’re beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Thank you. You’re very welcome, darling. Okay, ladies. So, ladies, how do you think they looked in the in the cheetah pants? Good. At the girly look good. At the girly at the Ivy look beautiful in the in the uniform. Why you not wearing that? She’s wor before. Yeah, she’s worn many times before. She look good. Baby, do you want to try on since you’ve updated your body style a little bit? No. Go ahead and try them on. I have cheetah pants. I live in the village, but I have the one that brown that you color brown that they have. Oh, yeah. The brown pants. Yeah. I like that. You’re welcome. You’re welcome. Thank you so much, Mar. You’re very welcome. Next. Next batch. Yeah. Next. Next batch on the runway. Did we watch Did we watch this already? We get a little get a little reaction going on from yesterday’s show. [Music] They love watching us. [Applause] Not today. You got your hair up, big pumpkin. Husbands full of support and love. Ladies, ladies, let me get five minutes. Let me get five minutes of footage before the cheese begins. Ladies, what the problem is? Come on. [Music] [Music] Two minutes, ladies. Two minutes. Two minutes. [Music] Look at this. Tell everybody what is fried. [Music] So, Big Pumpkin wants her gas tank back so you ladies can cook on the gas stove. But how am I going to make my biscuits? There you go. I told you this is a cooking show. I don’t want to have to buy another tank with the spices. Hey, now your chair is in my Okay, just [Music] an Christmas party. I hope I hope I know someone to those watching. Can you sponsor as Jollibee? Hi guys. We We have a wonderful chef. Why would you want to eat Jollibee when she’s cooking? It’s the power of marketing. Everybody’s hypnotized into eating a piece of chicken and rice from Jollibee. The chef is she said the chef is tired cooking now. I’m fire my grill. I think the Christmas party would be fun if if the cheetah pants were the unicorn. dressed. They already ordered order. The shopping already ordered whatever. We have a we have a uniform already. Okay. But maybe I’ll have a vidoki contest. But you But you the prize. Well, you can only win a prize if you’re in the cheetah pants. But the cheetah But the cheetah patt is not fit to make. No, they’ll fit, baby. Trust me. Wow. [Music] 360. 360. Oh my goodness. What’s 360? She did a tour with 360. [Applause] Hey folks, I want to thank y’all for joining us on tonight’s show hanging out with me and the Sira girls. Everybody say goodbye. Bye. Please click the notification bell, like, share, and share. That’s right. Share with your friends. We’re out of here, folks. [Applause] [Music] [Music] la. [Music] Yeah, la yeah. 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The ladies are cooking Filipino food for breakfast. We’ve got Chicken Tinola and Ampalaya on the menu. Fatima gets a new crop top from Gerlie but is too shy to wear it. Gerlie had to insist that she try it on. I’ll issue 5 lucky ladies stretchable cheetah pants and spaghetti tops from the clearance rack at Walmart. Ya’ll see the stress I’m under here in Angeles City? #angelescity #expat #cooking #cookingshow
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