My good buddy “Spider” recently developed a severe case of the #shits while visiting the Philippines. He couldn’t leave the crapper and had to go to the emergency room twice. I’ll discuss how Traveler’s #Diarrhea is contracted, diagnosed, and treated, along with tips on how to prevent it. Dr. Marcos will talk about some #shit the #CDC ain’t figured out yet.

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This video is Rated PG-13 for Adult Language. It’s about two and a half hours long. The subject matter is serious because it pertains to your health. I’m presenting this information in order to invoke thought, give you some ideas to discuss with your doctor, and for general entertainment purposes.

*LEGAL DISCLAIMER – I’M NOT A LICENSED DOCTOR OR HEALTH CARE PROVIDER! I’m not here giving you medical advice so take this shit with a grain of salt. I’m just telling you what I think, have done, seen, and experienced, will do, etc. when it comes to the sticky topic of Traveler’s Diarrhea. This disclaimer is brought to you by my good friend, Captain Fucking Obvious. He’s got to write this shit to prevent a lawsuit from some skinny-jean-wearing asshole millennial who will blame me if his tummy still hurts after watching my video. If you think you have Traveler’s Diarrhea or ANY health problem, go see your doctor or a licensed medical professional instead of consulting me or Dr. Google! Do not take ANY medications without first consulting your doctor. There. That’s all the legal cheese I’m gonna serve. It’s a damn shame the world has evolved to the point where I have to waste my time and write this paragraph.

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