48 Hours on Asia’s Women Island (no men here)

48 Hours on Asia’s Women Island (no men here)

In Indonesia, there’s this small island which its population is basically all women. All the men born on this island eventually leave and find jobs as shipmen, leaving women to run society. I originally heard of this island because of a Tik Tok that claimed if you’re a man that comes here, you’re basically guaranteed to find a wife, maybe even two. On a quiet island in Indonesia, girls stand at their doors every single day waiting not for money, not for fame, but for a man. And these women, they’re ready. They don’t play hard to get. They’re not picky. They’re just tired of waiting. After seeing this video, I was not buying it. Sure, maybe this island does have a lot of women, but I was highly doubting that they would just throw themselves at you. Ah, I’m a hot commodity. For once in my life, I feel wanted. So, I had to go investigate for myself. I’m about to board this cruise ship going to a place called Woman Island. And the reason it’s called Woman Island is well, there’s a lot of women there. All the men, they leave uh to find work opportunities elsewhere. So, the island is about 80% women. In fact, I mean, there’s many men actually returning to visit like um this fell here. What’s your name? Musa. Musa. Musa says he works for a cruise ship out of the United States. So all these men are leaving for um work opportunities while uh just leaving the women behind to run the island. Um I have many questions about this. So uh we’re going to go find answers. Let’s go people. What is the percentage of women? It’s like 80% is a woman there. 80%. Okay. Ma, I’ll see you when we get off the ship. 168. I’m so fried right now. Look what I just discovered on the ferry. Oh, hey. A fairy. Hello, sir. What’s going on? What’s your name? Uh, they call me sir YouTuber. That guy that was on that one show. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I got to sit next to smelly Bert McGurt. I didn’t change his shirt in 3 days. You think you’re going here to pick up any girls smelling like that? That’s [ __ ] crazy, bro. Let me out. I’m going to be sick. Dude, this is so much better than where I’m sitting. Oh my god. Now, before you start yapping about how this boat is full of men, yet you’re going to a place called Women Island, let me explain. All these men on this ferry are shipmen who work on boats all over the world. Growing up on a tiny island, they get pretty used to being on the sea. So, when these men become adults, they leave the island to find work on much bigger boats. Many of these men haven’t been home in years, and they’re finally returning for a short visit with their families. I love the smoking section of the boat. Maybe I could pay this guy for a cigarette. You have one cigarette? Uh, he’s got a cigarette. You know, when in Rome, you got to do like like the Romans do. M. Very good. Okay. Thank you so much. Where you come from? Canada. Canada. Yes. Yes. Yes. I think about 80% of the population smokes in Indonesia. Many of the men from Bawen are ship ship workers. Boyan Boan. Many of the men leave for work. Yes. To work on ships. Ah, so all men from Bian are sailors. No, no, no. Buan. He’s getting mad at me. I say it wrong. Sailors are absolute degenerates. This is what I mean by sailors are such degenerates. Sir, let me see this. Look at that thing. Look at that thing. That’s a cocaine nail. Bro, I really do wonder if some gentlemen hear about this island and they go actually looking for women. Like this gentleman, woman island, baby. Fist bump. Boom. I know what he’s trying to get up to. Same here, brother. Same here. Gosh, brother. Nothing beats uh drinking and sailing. Smoking and [ __ ] sure has its moments, but just nothing beats drinking and sailing. Look at this. This is proof that seas they don’t mix. Look, there’s a clear distinction. We’re crossing the border from one sea to another. Look right here. We’re clearly on the border. This is the greenish color. Now we’re transferring into the blue. Wow. It completely changed color and now we’re on this majestic blue lagoon ass looking ocean. That’s Neato Burrito. This was advertised as a threehour journey and we might be on like hour 4 right now and I don’t see any land in sight, but you know the sun’s about to set. We’re going to arrive at 7:30 they said. Really? Yeah, dude. They was supposed to arrive at 4. We have arrived. Let them at me. I am here. We’re going to get into town and we got to find some accommodation for tonight. This must be like a place where people reconnect after a long time since so many men come and go. Look, all their wives are here waiting for them, you know. Hello. How we doing? Or they’re waiting for me. There’s probably people who haven’t seen each other for like a year. Yeah, exactly. Hello. Salam. Ah, enjoying Tik Tok by the water. Okay, enjoy. Why’ we come here? I don’t know how to talk to girls. The thing is this is like a Muslim majority country. So, you know, 20 ft without finding a girl here, man. Like, they’re all here. You got to you got to open up your horizon. I’ve just come to investigate. You know, we’re still in a Muslim majority country and uh I’m going to try to keep my gaze low. You might find a future wife here. You never know. That’s not what I’m looking for. Sir, where are you going? Where are we going? We’re going to Oh, yo, hotel. Already booking. Uh, yeah. Already booking the hotel. Just tell him we did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, bye-bye. We’re at the fatten. Where’s the thin in? Sometimes you got to just settle for a fatten. It happens. Greetings, patron. Ah, would you like a room? Yes, I would like a room. Hello. Dingdong. Dingdong. Is it just that like no one’s staying here? Hello, sir. Hello, sir. Are you the boss? No boss. Oh, guest. Guest. Oh, you’re a guest. Okay. Do you meet the boss? We don’t meet the boss. Hello. Yes. Yes. Dude, she literally says Bulu. She’s like, there’s a white man. Hello. You have three room. I mean, that’s fine with me. Oh, someone left their personal belongings. Bro, there’s literally a bag here. I literally think there’s someone staying in here, bro. We literally barged into someone’s room who’s already staying there. And then the girls were like, “It’s already booked.” Oh, no. Wait, so is this the only one that’s available? I don’t know. I guess I’m not trying to share. Yeah. I mean, you never know who you’re going to meet. Like, meet a very nice lady. Yeah, bro. I’ll give you your space if you need it. This is the only room. All right. Do you want to look somewhere else? And then maybe we’ll come back if we need to. We’ll share these three beds. I mean, I don’t have a problem with it cuz I’m not trying to get my freak on. Bert seems like he’s trying to get his freak on. Okay. Okay. We come back. Daddy’s home. It’s kind of the same thing here. We just walk in. No one at a front desk. I’m just going to make myself at home. Hello, it’s me. I’ll give him a minute and then uh we go back to the other one. This is just bad business, you know. We just been waiting here. Anyone could come in here and just take whatever they want. you know, free mattress, you know, like let’s see what what can I realistically, you know, like well, you know, remotes, TVs. I probably have enough time to unscrew this TV. Get a D. We have a mattress. Just unscrew the toilet. Take it home. This little bench, mirror, like whatever you want. All right, we’re going back to the other one. Apparently, this dude had more rooms. Uh, three bed. I think you This is a master bedroom. Yes, this one. Whitam master washer. Wa. What the? Okay. This one 400. I give you 200. No problem. I’ll take it. Private door. Yes. Private. Private. My dog for 200. Yeah. Two girls were working. They didn’t even know what was going on. The man shows up. Now we’re talking business. I’m going to cancel myself. I’m going to uh beep. I was going to walk into town, but it’s darn hot. And it seems like there’s a place here that can rent scooties. So, I would much prefer that over the ankle express. Yeah, they look pretty closed. But we have a number here. All right, let’s see if we can get a scooty. Bro, this is service. I told them where my hotel is and someone just came and dropped this bike off for me. Sent me a picture of it. No questions. They didn’t I didn’t leave them no passport info. They just left me this bike here and I guess in 2 days I’ll just return it and pay them. Let’s go, baby. No helmet. No helmet. Yeah, this is freedom. Holy. And we got a All right, baby. We are off. Even the hotel homie was like, “Yeah, no helmet. [ __ ] it.” Like, it’s a vibe. I’m looking for petrol. Petrol man. No, not petrol man. I’m looking for the petrol woman. We’re on the island of woman here, baby. You see here we are. Will it be a petrol man or a petrol woman? Should we use the honker? My honker doesn’t work. Hello. Ah, it is a petrol woman. It’s my my Anna. Appa my appa. Hello. Hello. Uh, how are you? Yes, my friend. How are you, my friend? Yes, I’m fine. Oh, how about you? Oh, I’m good. I just came here. I I’ve came here to get petrol. What’s your name? Yes, sir. My name is Nadil. Hi. Ask my mother. And where are you right now? Singapore. Singapore. Singapore. Ah, you see. So, so you left the island for work? Yes. Ah, Singapore. So, I’ve noticed it’s all women on this island. What is your job in Singapore? Shipman. Shipment. Shipmen. Shipment. Yes. See? Yes. So, all the men from Banan, they they leave to go be shipmen in other countries. Yes, sir. Wow. That’s crazy. Okay. That’s what it seems. It’s just I mean, we’re on an island, you know, a fishing island. There’s so many seafaring men from here. But why would you uh collect fish for like $3 a day when you could go to Singapore, make some big shipping money, you know? I appreciate this lady. I didn’t tell her how much I need, but she probably filled it up nicely. How much? 25. Okay. Okay. Uh I’ll I’ll try to make it work. Yeah. Thank you so much. Good day. Bye-bye. Okay. Salam, ladies. How are we doing? Look at these fine little ladies. Yeah, the ladies deal with commerce here. That’s the thing in most Muslim countries is women more take house bearing roles, but here with all the men going to work on boats, they got to run the fort. They got to sell the things, run the things, they got to run town. So, yeah, I am quite seeing a lot of women in this town. I’m here at the town square. Okay. Salam. Oh, hi. Yeah. And the thing is like they don’t really see foreigners here too often at all. So, you know, I’m getting a lot of hi hellos. How you doing? I mean, no women are like proposing to me. Maybe these ones. Hello. But, you know, it’s still a good vibe. Uh, okay. Hello. Hi. How are you doing? Ah, I’m a hot commodity. Okay, let’s go. For once in my life, I feel wanted. Here’s the tea lady. All right. I’m going to take a tea stop here. Talk about tea, ladies. Ah, how are you today? I’ll try. I would like one tea. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Maybe one lemon tea. I’ve been biking past and all they say is Bulu. Bulu. What is What is Bulu? Is Bulu a white man? Huh? They’re giggling. First white man on the island. I don’t think I can get any words out of them. Tik Tok. Tik Tok. Yes. Follow. follow back. Yeah. Oh, we’ll see about that. What are your your names? Berlin. Ah, like the Berlin Wall. East or West Berlin. Your name? Leah. Leah in Berlin Wall. Tik Tok. I’m a Tik Tok. Tik Tok. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. You follow back? Yeah. She’s obligating me to follow back. Uh, make me best tea of my life. Follow back. Okay, sounds good. When I get service, I lied. I totally have service. You need to make me one tea. They’re so distracted seeing their first Bulu in their community. She forgot to make me one tea. In traditional Islamic communities, women would typically take a homebearing role. But here, you know, they’re running the teaands, they’re running the hotels, they’re running the shops, the petrol stations. Yeah. That’s why there’s no violence or chaos. That’s why I haven’t seen a single police. You know, when you have an island ran by women, no violence. Peace. I owe uh 7,000 for that. This one might break break the bank. No change. It’s good. Uh what is this? And you got some little anties on it. Can I try an ant ball? Just one. Just one. No, I want one with ants. Look, this one has a bunch of ants on it. I just want one ant. What was that? God, that was so gross. Good morning, bro. Good morning, bro. One sec. One sec. Oh, that was so gross. I want to spit it out so bad. I There was like egg inside of it. I don’t even know, dude. I don’t even know what I ate. Oh, good thing I got this tea to down it. I want money. You want money? Yes. Wow. How shameless. Look, all these nice women have been so nice to me. The first man comes along, a darn beggar. Shame on you. Yes. Yes. Goodbye. Good. Good. Goodbye. What is he saying? One more. Say it again. No. No. No. I can guarantee it’s probably something pretty absurd. The man came and ruined the vibe. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. I love you. I love you, too. Okay. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. The whole town came out. Okay. Bye-bye. Such a nice vibe with all the women, and then the one man comes along, probably starts talking profanity, asking for money. I mean, I don’t want to sound like a radical feminist, but I bet because of the large population of women on this island, things stay pretty peaceful. One of these nice ladies beckoned me over. I think she wants to sell me some jackf fruit. Jackf fruit. Oh, good advertising. Just put it right in front of my face. Why don’t you look at all these women marketing? Okay, I will take one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Too much. Just that. Okay. How much? 3 3,000. 30,000. 30,000. 30,000. I don’t know the conversion yet. Okay. Thank you. You know, you just keep that. No. No. For you. Okay. Thank you very much. Okay. Thank you. From from Canada. You from here? Here. Byan. Yes. Baiwan. Good place. Good. Very good. Is it a good place? Because it’s it’s all women. No men. Only women. Men, they go away to work on boats. Ah, so so since it’s all women, very peaceful. No, no, no, no. 20. It’s okay. How many days in here? Uh, 3 days. It’s a very nice place. Yes. Okay. Thank you very much. Wow, this is crazy. Come again. Of course. I think I have to. Just nice, peaceful ladies, you know. Okay. Thank you so much. Bye-bye. I don’t know if I needed this jackf fruit, but you know, she beckoned me over and I I wanted to go. Hello. How are you? How are you? Good, good, good. I just You want some jackf fruit? Okay. Good day. Good day. Good day. Good day. I think it holds up the 80% women. At least for the the older people, you know, kids not so much, but as far as like the older people, it definitely seems like it could be 80% women. High estrogen, low testosterone. Sealed goes full beta in uh bowan. Funny fact, uh the flavor for juicy fruit was inspired by jackf fruit. After eating the beta fruit, I decided I wanted to see if I could loop the entire island on my scooter. The island is so small that this really only took me an hour of driving. But in total, the trip probably took me about three hours since I had some pretty entertaining stops along the way and really got a chance to see the beauty of the place. Wo! This is fun. This is cool. This is fun to do with one hand. You know, big risky, but um that’s the point of life. What’s the point of living if you’re not living on the edge of death, baby? Look at this turn. Oh. Oh. One hand, one hand. Okay. Hey, Salamkum. She That little girl must have been like eight. Yeah, I was just pulled over and the Oh, look. I’m attracting all these women who want selfies. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I’ll be honest. Yeah, they’re quite outgoing. You’re from Canada. Oh, yeah. But I haven’t seen a single woman here who isn’t Muslim and not wearing a hijab. Okay. Girl power. Say cheese. Cheese. Banan. Girl Island. Girl. Girl Island. Girl Island. Yeah. Island of women. I’m no one special, guys. I’m I’m just a silly dude. I I think we’ve come to the island part of the island where there’s even more women. There’s all these women going past. It’s all women. Hi. Hi. Hi. It’s all all women going past. Okay. One, two, three. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Goodbye. Oh, look at this. How old are you? How old are you? Age. That kid driving must be like 9 or 10. I mean, it’s a great place to learn, I guess, because dude, the these roads are seem pretty safe. Yeah, this island is a vibe. I mean, you don’t even need to come here as like a weirdo trying to meet chicks, cuz honestly, you’re probably not going to get dates. Like, that’s just [ __ ] weird. Um, I would just come because it’s nice. Everyone’s super happy, super nice here. It’s beautiful nature. The road is just like super nice to bike around on. It’s pretty pretty chill, dude. I came here with a sick mind, thinking I was just going to be drowning in women, but it turns out I found myself instead. I found nature. I I found culture. I found community. Shut the [ __ ] up, Seal. All these women, they dry out these minnows. It seems like all the men are in charge of the big fish. Well, these ladies, they dry out minnows. More ladies are hollering at me. What are you eating? This is her offering to me. Ah, this is their way of Oh, the whole thing or just a little bit? Okay, I’ll try it. Good. Oh, that’s really good. You want me to have the whole thing? It’s a gift. I love you. It almost looks like you’re trying to give me the middle finger. Okay. Okay. Have a good day. Okay. I love you so much. You just gifted me an amazing food. I don’t know what What is this? What does this mean? What is this? Oh, other finger. No. Th this. What does that mean? Is that a gang sign? Gang gang. Gang. Bro, do the women here throw up gang signs? What is going on, bro? She just shot me one of those and then dipped. I’m getting a little peckish. But I think I found a food place up here. These lovely ladies. Hello. You have food? Food? Yeah. Look, their sign’s so faded. I don’t even know what they have. Chicken lava. Chicken lava. Yeah, it’s lava chicken. All right. I’ I’ve never made chicken made over lava. Look how funny they find. This one chicken lava. The meal I’m about to eat is like 15. That’s like $1. Yeah, I guess I’m going to try the chicken lava for like a dollar. I don’t know quite what chicken lava is, but am I safe eating the chicken lava? Hello. These ladies are like feel like they haven’t had a customer in [ __ ] years. Do you have a something to drink? Oh, maybe a litechi or a lime. Let’s go. Lime. And she’s going to make my bag juice. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Hopefully this ice doesn’t do me in. Who knows where it came from. Tasty. Yum. Yum. M. Yummy. Yum. Yummy. I’m sure it’s going to be yummy. The question is, am I going to survive? Yeah, this is where the lava part comes in is she puts a bunch of mystery red tomato sauces in there. And that’s what the lava is. Okay. Okay. Number one lava in all of Bayan. Chicken lava lady, you are goated. I know you don’t know what that means, but you are the goat. Wow. Masi. Oh my gosh. Yep. It doesn’t look pink in the middle. Oh yeah. Yummy. Oh yeah. It’s like a spicy tangy sauce. It might be the best dollar meal I’ve ever had while traveling. Let me tell you, I didn’t have high hopes, but this is phenomenal. Yummy. M yummy. Thank you. That’s good. Picture with the kid. Look, her shirt says, “Hate less, love more.” She probably doesn’t even know what that means, but it’s a good message for the world. Hate less, love more. All right. And always eat chicken lava. Bless you. Okay. Thank you. Bye-bye. Look at this thing. Bro, we are on the Miami beach of uh Maan. Like, look at this. This is a paradise, brother. I could just buy myself a shack right here. You know, there’s plenty of uh available bachelorettes. Temp me with a good time. I think I found a paradise. After looping the island, I met back up with Colin and Bert. They were searching for this endangered deer species called Axis Kouli which is endemic to the island. This day we didn’t find them here following a point on the map literally labeled deer sanctuary. But somehow the next day we ran into a cage of them on a random road. Trusting Google Maps on this island basically gets you nowhere. I uh I randomly ran into Colin and Bert and uh they’re heading to some deer reserve. Um it sounds cool. looks like an endemic species to this island. Endemic meaning it’s the only place you can find this species. And uh I guess we’re going on a back road adventure. Um I don’t know if this is promising cuz you know Google Maps in this neck of the woods really sends you on some wild goose chases. But I guess that’s all part of the fun. So we’ll see. This is a cool road. Holy wow, bro. This is so cool, bro. Imagine how fun this would be with a couple tins in you. Just kidding. I don’t do that, bro. This [ __ ] looks like Jurassic Park, bro. Where is Colin broughten me? This looks like where I get kidnapped and sodomized. I swear this is it, but like there’s no one around. The sun’s going down and unfortunately out here there’s no nightife. I don’t think you’ll find any alcohol whatsoever. Maybe some like bootleg rice wine. These guys invited us for some bootleg wine. But for the most part, it’s uh it’s not Vegas. It’s not Miami Beach. We’re not partying tonight. But you know what? Look at this. It’s beautiful. I’m surprised like white people haven’t made this the next Bali yet. Oh my gosh. Wow. Congratulations. Oh my gosh, she looks beautiful. Yeah, I found this interesting mangrove here. Holy, this is crazy. Oh my lord. Golden hour, baby. What are you making? Raft. I’m making a roof. You’re making a roof for what? For the boat. Oh, for the boat. Are you a sailor or fisherman? Fisherman. I’ve been sailor before. Uh so many uh men they leave the island to to work on boats. Yeah. Yeah. That’s why most of this island is females. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no wonder I came. So you have wife, you have girlfriend. I have wife and I have a kid. Well, it’s a good thing you would get to stay here and be with your family, but many men have to go away and be away from their family, right? Yeah. Yeah. Ah, that’s tough. That’s very tough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I was a seaman before, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Sean. Yeah. That’s a tough life being a seaman. Yep. Lonely. Of course. Lonely. Yeah. Travel around the world. Really? On on boats. On board. On ships. Uh I like seafaring men. On ships. Good vibe. Uh uh cargo ships. Container ships. Container ships. Okay. Have a good day. See you. Must be such a hard life, you know? Like yesterday when we got to the port, so many gentlemen that were working on ships came and got reconnected with their families and that must be nice. But they must spend years abroad at sea. You know, hello. And uh just missing their their wives and their kids, their families. Hello, misses. You know what? What does this mean? What is she inferring? I think she wants some money. Okay, come here. Let’s see what I got for you. Oh, she don’t. What does she want? No, she just admire you. Oh, she just she’s just admiring me. Yes. I thought she wanted some money. She went like this. Oh, no one here. Yeah. Have that kind of behavior. No, good people. Yep. Yeah. Everyone’s kind here. Thank you, sir. All right. Bye-bye. Bye. It did seem like she was looking for some money the way she went like this, but like No, maybe she’s just a nice lady. Okay. Goodbye. I just pulled over on the side of the road. This girl is a monkey. What’s your monkeyy’s name? Mickey. Mickey. Ah, Mickey. Monkey. Can I touch? Yes, I can touch. Dude, he looks like he wants to [ __ ] kill me. Feel like he’s hissing at me, bro. I’m sorry. I’m sorry, Mickey. I’m sorry. Look at the environment it has to live in amongst trash here. I kind of feel bad for it. Okay. Okay, Mickey. Best of luck. Bye-bye. I don’t know, dog. If you’re going to have a pet monkey, like at least give it a life, you know? Like maybe like a a house or like a tree to like chill in. Don’t make it chill amongst garbage on a canoe like while you go to work. I mean, who the [ __ ] am I at to talk? A couple months ago, I [ __ ] ate a monkey. I am looking for food. I think this looks popular. It’s uh four lovely women just working here, so I can trust it. They have a little restaurant in front of their house where you just grab bags of food and you just get it to go. What is the name of this? Rinos rice. Routinos rice. Yes. Ah, so it’s sweet with coconut. Yeah. I’ll take I’ll take uh one of these one. This one long and it goes on top of that. Yes. Okay. I’ll try one of those. You want one? One. Yes. So, it’s coconut curry. Yeah. Coconut. Coconut curry. I’m going to take these to go chili. Sir chili. Yes. Um nah. No. I’m okay. I’m a big baby. Baby boy. Baby boy. Baby boy. No chili. You need more? Okay. Okay. Apparently got change. No. No change. No. No. No. Sir. Are you sure? No. No. tip for you. Okay. Are you sure? Yes. No, it was a tip for you. It’s okay. Are you sure? Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Have a good night. Okay. Okay. Bye-bye. I gave her a 50 thinking it would cost like four bucks, you know, for all that food. But apparently, since she gave me 37 and change, it only cost 13, which is like a dollar. Bro, what the thing is like a lot of people preach living on a budget in Bali and Thailand, but like you could come here and spend absolutely nothing. Finally have good reason to use like this whole living space that I got by renting the governor suite. Quick review of coconut ladies food. So, this is the rice and shredded coconuts. It’s quite sticky. It’s just a sticky sweet rice. good mouth feel, if I will. This is a shredded coconut on mystery lard looking things. Yeah, this is basically just rice mashed up. I’d say it’s very bland. I think I was supposed to put this curry on there, but I’m not too sure. Let me just try that. This reminds me of a red curry from Thailand. So, let’s see if it has any resemblance. Are they in cahoots? Yeah, you could say they are. This is very reminiscent of Thai red curry. Indo tapped in with the ties. I reckon I’m in for today, but we got a whole another day tomorrow. It’s a really cool place. Very gorgeous. These guys invited us for some bootleg wine and we’re just getting dickered. Apparently, this guy works at the power plant and all the electricity for the island is in this guy’s hand. We should make a challenge. See how drunk we can get this guy. And if the power goes off tomorrow, we know we succeeded. Did you mention this is a dry island, by the way? Oh, no, I haven’t. Okay. Okay. I love you. I love you. I power outage. Everybody’s like, “God damn it, you got drunk again.” This island’s vibe would be even better if uh they introduced alcohol. It’s It’s controversial cuz they’re Muslim. But third world things don’t count. Where’s it? [ __ ] Okay. Like get the fireworks going. Suck it hard. Get the fireworks. Well, it is another day in paradise. The sun is shining and the air is crisp with estrogen. And today we’re going to go uh find this really pretty beach. I think we got to take um a ferry there. Oh, this is a tight space. I don’t know where Google Maps is taking us, but I think this goes to the water. Okay. Hello. Hello. How are you doing? Oh my lord. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Dude, they have an obstacle course for a village, bro. Look at this, bro. I don’t think this is where we get the boat. Look at all these [ __ ] crabs here. Look at all them. Hi, buddies. Hello. The thing is, there’s really not much at all tourist information on this island, especially not in English. So, that’s like the tropical island we’re trying to get to. It has this beautiful white sand beach, but um we don’t know how to get there. I think I looked on Google and there’s like a pier over there. So, I say we check that out. So, here on this women island, you have to worry about crabs actually because it’s a real issue. Thank you, Bert. Thank you for that one, bro. This is what I mean. We got to this random park. I see the pier. I don’t know how to [ __ ] get there. There’s literally a marooned sailboat. Google Maps does not work here, you know? I can just see the island and I’m just like, where do we get a boat there? We’re on a different little road now. Oh my god, there’s the deer here. We found deer. And they are scared of us. We found it. We found the deer. This is an endemic species. So, they’re only on this island. And they’re cute little bastards. Yesterday, we looked all over to find a deer sanctuary and it was basically abandoned. Today, we’re looking to get a boat to another island and yet we find the deer. Yeah, I think if we keep taking this road, it goes down to the water and there is a pier. Hold me down. And I’m 6 feet from the edge. And I’m thinking it looks like if we wait here, we’ll be able to get a boat to the other island over there. Uh I don’t know if anyone’s here. There’s a bunch of bikes that are left here. And I don’t see no bike owners. So, I assume maybe for the day they left their bike here, went over to the other side, and um they’re going to come back. There’s no one really here to tell us anything about boats or how to get over. We are really out here in Amish. Big doinks in Amish. That’s the thing, man. When you’re out in Amish, nothing is going to work properly for you. Like this guy, he tried to bring his sailboat out in here and he just got completely muckfucked by the Scholes, man. This seal, he tried to cross this makeshift bridge and he got tetanus and died. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. You might have hope seeing this beautiful oasis, but you might get cocked by an oasis cuz you can’t even [ __ ] make it over there. This doesn’t seem like it’s happening anytime soon. So, we’re just going to go try to find a waterfall. It’s crazy out here. This is what they consider a main road. Like this is what we are taking to get to another town on the island. This mega highway right here. Woo. Just cruising through some rice fields. It’s another whitey. Wa. Hello sir. How you doing? Good. Oh, another blue. See the other boule? Yeah, the other boule. That was a jump scare. Yeah, that was a jump scare. Like holy [ __ ] a white. What? They probably actually are coming here for the Oh, yeah. Because they’re British. We’re just here to document it. They’re definitely here to find some wives. It was only old British men in that car, bro. They’re here with some like suspicious motives. We’re singing karaoke with no music. Ah, you sing. Let me try. Pick it up. We sing together. Okay. Together we sing. You guys have boyfriend? Uh, no. Uh, married husband. I have died every day. I know y’all would be delighted to hear me sing, but due to copyright reasons, and since my cover is basically spot-on lick for lick with the original, I unfortunately have to mute the section. Oh my gosh, look at this waterfall. I have died every day waiting for you, darling. Don’t be afraid. I have loved you for a thousand years. I love you for a thousand more. Yeah. I will take one blue. Okay. We’re having milkshakes made straight from powder. Where do you source your ice? From the waterfall. Give me one blue. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. And what is your name? Ada. Ada. Yeah. It’s okay. I’m just going to drink it like that. Yeah. Don’t worry. Don’t worry. She’s struggling with the lid. Okay, thank you so much. That tastes exactly like you would suspect from a shack in the middle of the jungle. It tastes like synthetic blue, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. Look at these generations of fabulous women who run this place. Amazing. How much money? Uh, five. Five. Five each. Okay. Good singer. Okay. Good day. Byebye. This is a boy. Look at this. Is a good shot. My word, look at that little jungle village. Oh my god. [ __ ] I’m feeling truly blessed, mate. You know, you just see a part of the world that many many outsiders don’t get to see cuz they don’t know it exists. We’re quite lost in the jungle. You know, like I was complaining about Google Maps earlier, it just is some [ __ ] We’re going in loops around the jungle trying to find our way back. So, we just stopped off here. Colin’s getting some B-roll. America. No, no, no. America. Canada. Canada. America. America. Canada. Canada. America. Free healthcare. Gun violence. I just got passed by a girl. What the [ __ ] I just got passed by two girls. What the [ __ ] bro? The females out here actually rip the scooties. Like if you want to feel emasculated like they will rip by you going like 100 km an hour on these [ __ ] roads. Hey, how’s it going? Oh, look at this. Hello, sir. Oh, wow. Smoking. Yeah. I think you’re too young for that. Oh, he’s trying to hide it. He’s like, I’m not smoking. Can you help me? Help you with what? Take a picture with you? Yeah. Okay. I will take a picture with you if you quit smoking for the rest of your life. Yes. Yes. No more smoking. Okay, let’s do it. You got to take this and you got to throw it on the ground and you got to go like that. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, do it if you want one picture. Okay. Yeah. No more smoking for the rest of your life. Yep. There. There you go. And now do it there. Yeah. Now, yeah. There you go. Okay. Good job. Now, I’ll take a picture with you. How old are you? Huh? Your age? 12. 12. 12. Too young to be smoking. Okay. No more. A drunk cigarette now and again is fine, you know. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Cool kids. But where were you from? Uh Canada. Canada. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is your name? Muhammad Alifal. Mhammad Ali Fal. Yeah. Okay. Good to meet you. You can call me Alif. Alif. Muhammad Alif Pal. Okay. Good to meet you guys. I’m going to go eat food. Okay. No more smoking. Bye-bye. I legit think they don’t be disciplining the youth here enough. Like I just see it too much. They’re smoking. So I like I wonder what happens. Is it like they do it away from the parents and then it comes to a certain age and they’re like, “Ah, my kid’s a smoker.” Or if the parents just allow it cuz they’ve done it their whole life, like I’ve done it since I was 15. There’s no stopping them. It’s a normal thing here to do. I was hoping on Friday night they’d have like more stuff going on, but it feels like Is it a Friday night right now? Yeah, it’s Friday night. It’s a Friday night. God, you know, I’ve been hyping this place up a lot, but to be fair, it’s a it’s a Friday night and there’s not really much happening. It’s a very halal time, you know. It’s a It’s halal. It’s halal, right? I just got to make sure it’s halal. Okay. Your silence is speaking violence right now. I got to say, I mean, we’ve been all over this town now. And uh I think this is the most happening spot in the town, at least for nighttime. And uh you know, there’s not much of a turnout. There’s some people down there. There’s some patronons down there. But, you know, this is a Friday night on Bowen. Maybe if you’re lucky, you can find some uh moonshine like wine like we did last night, but for the most part, you can enjoy a kebab from a halal kebab from this nice lady or you can enjoy like these fried bits from these nice ladies here. This lovely lady is making me some kind of um kebab. Okay. What kind of mystery meat is this? Aloe. Okay. I love you. I love you. Love you too. Laboo. Ah, she just made me a labu kebab. Dubai chocolate golden kebab. Laboo. Taste test. Thank you. Money. I told her thank you. She goes, “Money, money.” There you go. No change. Dubai chocolate golden labu mystery meat kebab taste test on Bowen Island. This tastes like exactly like you would expect. It gets by. It does the job. It’s food. I can’t complain. I’m on a tiny little island in the middle of the ocean. All right. Anyways, ciao. All right. It is 6:00 a.m. and we are leaving. Final remarks. Should you come here to find a wife? Nah. Should probably come here to have like a a good little island vacation cuz it’s truly a hidden gem. That was Woman Island. Until the next one. Peace.

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